Sister Act

Nun: Who can name all the apostles? Nun: Yes, Deloris? Deloris: John, Paul, George, and... Ringo! Nun: Deloris Wilson, you are the most unruly, disobedient girl in this school. Now, I want you to march right up to that blackboard and write the names of all the apostles alphabetically. Nun: This is enough! You are hopeless, and I wash my hands of you. Mark my words, Deloris, if you continue on this disruptive track, it will lead straight to the devil! Have you any idea what girls like you become?

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Eddie: Can I call you Deloris? Deloris: You can call me anything you want as long as you keep me alive.

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Deloris: What am I gonna do here? I'm gonna go crazy! There's nothing but a lot of white women dressed as nuns! What am I gonna do here? Eddie: Pray. Deloris: Pray?

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Eddie: Nice church, huh? Deloris: Yes, very nice. Look, what am I gonna be? Quasimodo in the belfry? What is this? Eddie: I want you to stay here for a while. Deloris: Where? Eddie: In the convent. It's the safest place in the world. You think Vince is gonna look for you in a convent? Deloris: Wh... in the what? Eddie: The convent. Deloris: You must be out of your... You know what? I'm gonna go back and work this out with Vince. You're a lunatic! I'm not gonna be in no damn convent with these people. These people don't even have sex!

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Monsignor: You took a vow of hospitality for all in need. Reverend Mother: I lied.

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Deloris: [after putting on the habit] Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't do this. I'm sorry. This is fine for covering a little bulge, but now I've got holster hips. Reverend Mother: People wish to kill you. Anyone who's met you I imagine. A disguise is necessary to protect us all. While you are here you will conduct yourself as a nun. Only I will know who and what you truly are. You will draw no attention to yourself whatsoever. Deloris: But look at me! I'm a nun! I'm a-- I'm a penguin! Reverend Mother: As from now and until you leave you are Sister Mary Clarence. Deloris: Mary Clarence? Like Clarence Williams III from The Mod Squad? Reverend Mother: Mary is in deference to our Holy Mother. Clarence is in honor of Saint Clarence of Concordia. There are three vows every nun must accept. The vow of Poverty. Deloris: Mmm-hmm... Reverend Mother: The vow of Obedience... Deloris: Mmm-hmm... Reverend Mother: And the vow of Chastity. Deloris: I am outta here with that. Deloris: Oh, man!

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