I Spy

Rachel: I'm with B.N.S. Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?

I Spy (2002 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Kelly Robinson: Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock. Alexander Scott: It's a secret spy mask, put it on. Kelly Robinson: [He puts it on] Hey man, this is a sock!

I Spy (2002 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Rachel: There's one thing that will always make a man talk. Alexander Scott: Cutting... my belt?

I Spy (2002 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Kelly Robinson: Kelly Robinson. Alexander Scott: Are you going to be referring to yourself in the third person, the whole time? Because that can get a little irritating.

I Spy (2002 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Alexander Scott: Is this my stuff? BNS Equipment Technician: Oh, easy. This is Carlos' stuff. This is yours. Alexander Scott: Where's my monofilament phone descender? And I didn't get one of these exploding pagers. I don't see one of those. BNS Equipment Technician: You got the micro GPS. Alexander Scott: Micro? BNS Equipment Technician: This is your spy-cam. Alexander Scott: This is Carlos' spy-cam, and this is my spy-cam? Look at the size of this thing! Size matters. But in the spy world, it's reversed. You want people to say, "Look how small and sexy and sleek this is." Not "How huge this is! Look at what he pulled out of his pants. It's huge!"

I Spy (2002 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Kelly Robinson: [they're running away after a mission gone wrong because of Kelly] You know, I was born semi-pyschic, and I had a bad hunch something was gonna happen in that room. Alexander Scott: Then, why did you go into the room? Kelly Robinson: I'm only semi-pyschic! I ain't Miss Cleo!

I Spy (2002 film), CC BY-SA 4.0