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See all quotes[from trailer] Jacob, run! [disbelievingly] A chihuahua?
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Becca Crane: [from trailer] Edward! Team Edward: Edward? Where? Team Edward: Edward, we love you. You're the best. Team Jacob: No, Jacob's the best!
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Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school? Jacob: I go to school at the reservation. Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I was trying to help you, bitch! Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.
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Alice: Where did you go, silly rabbit? Edward Sullen: [aiming gun] I'm a killer.
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Chinese Food Delivery Guy: Someone order Chinese food? Edward Sullen: [Throws him at his family as they proceed to eat him; to Becca] Let's go! They'll be hungry again in a half-an-hour!
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