D.E.B.S.

Dominique: You're not as boring as I thought. But you're not as bright, either. Scud: Knock 'em dead... but not really. Ms. Petrie: This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage!

D.E.B.S., CC BY-SA 4.0

Dominique: You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once. Janet: You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.

D.E.B.S., CC BY-SA 4.0

Scud: You're scheduled to meet 20:00 hours. Lucy: Where'd you find her? Scud: Zeda tipped us. Said she's available, she's in from Prague, relocating state-side. Lucy: Assassin? Scud: Check. Lucy: Where's the meet? Scud: Les Deux Amours. Trendy, yet discreet. Lucy: [looking over the image of Ninotchka and shifting her eyes side to side as she thinks] Cancel it. [gets up out of her chair] Scud: Why?! It's all set up. Lucy: I don't do blind dates. Scud: Yeah, well it's not a blind date if you know what they look like, ok. Lucy: Just tell her I'm not coming, ok. Say I came down with something. Scud: Come on Lucy it's been two years. You have to get out there. Lucy: I am out there. I went out with that drummer; the girl from the band that talked really loud. Scud: No, you didn't go out with her. We all went out together. And then you lied and said you had food poisoning, and you went home early. Lucy: Yeah well she talked really loud, like even when you were right next to her. Scud: [under

D.E.B.S., CC BY-SA 4.0

Max: Who's your best friend? Amy: You are my best friend. Max: And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy? Amy: "That's my bunk, bitch." Max: Okay, after I said that. Amy: D.E.B.S. stick together.

D.E.B.S., CC BY-SA 4.0

Lucy: [on an awkward blind date] So, you're an assassin. Ninotchka: Da. Lucy: How's that work? Ninotchka: It's mostly freelance.

D.E.B.S., CC BY-SA 4.0

Lucy: [clutching stomach] I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning. Ninotchka: Are you blowing me? Lucy: What? Ninotchka: Off. Are you blowing me off?

D.E.B.S., CC BY-SA 4.0