The Quick and the Dead

Dog Kelly: I am going to kill you, bitch! Townsman: We're gonna have to bury this old man deep. He stinks something awful. Ratsy: [throwing Cort into The Kid's gun shop] And that concludes the lessons for the day. Spotted Horse: [showing off old gunshot wounds] Spotted Horse cannot be killed by a bullet! See! I've taken four bullets in my arm, three in my left leg, one in my right, and two bullets in the back. Another bullet went through my lip. Another bullet went through my left foot. And another bullet went into my head today, here, and has not even come out yet!

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Ellen: [walking up behind Horace, who's standing on a stool with his back to the door] How about a room? Horace: Whores next door. Ellen: Say that again. Horace: I said whores next door. Ellen: [kicks the stool out from under him]: Now, do you have a room available? Horace: Uh, room and bath, yes ma'am. Coming up!

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Ace Hanlon: [shuffling a deck of cards] You wanna play poker with me, little lady? Ellen: Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself. Ace Hanlon: This is a very special pack. [fans it; most of the cards are aces] See, I put an ace in every time I kill a man.

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Blind Boy: John Herod owns that house. He gets 50 cents of every dollar in this town. Ellen: What's the town get? Blind Boy: Heh. They gets to live.

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Scars: You're purty. Ellen: You're not. Scars: I need a woman. Ellen: You need a bath.

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Cantrell: Sergeant Cantrell. Horace: How do you spell that? Cantrell: Correctly.

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