Bones, season 7

Booth: [notices Brennan crying while examining a body] Everything okay, Bones? Brennan: Of course. I'm merely experiencing emotional inconsistencies due to hormnes secreted during pregnancy. Hodgins: Angela used to cry at the ShamWow commercial. Booth: Maybe the dead bodies are finally getting to you. Brennan: Of course not. Booth: Let me get a picture of this one. [takes out his cell phone and starts taking pictures] Brennan: [still crying] Stop it, Booth! Booth: Relax, okay? It's just -- you're normal. Brennan: I'm not normal! I'm extraordinary!

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Angela: Is it true that you were crying at the crime scene? Brennan: Only as a result of increased hormonal output, not at sadness at the victim's death. Wendell: Probably chorionic gonadotropin. Brennan: Exactly. Wendell: Still, I mean, you crying. I would have loved to see that. Brennan: Why? Angela: It's sort of like an eclipse. It doesn't happen that often. Brennan: Booth took a picture of me, but since I have a picture of him cooking an omelet naked he agreed never to show it to anyone. Wendell: Smart move. Angela: [stunned, somewhat amused] I'm sorry. Naked? Wow. [Brennan looks at her and smirks] Okay, listen, I am your best friend, so I think I should take a peek at that.

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Cam: [walks into Hodgins lab to see him holding his and Angela's son] What is this? Hodgins: [surprised, grins at Cam] Uh, it's a very small, bipedal primate from the Hominidae family. Cam: You both know the rules. Angela: Yeah, we do, but he doesn't. He missed his dad, so -- Cam: He's not allowed in the lab. I don't want to see him here again. Angela: Your daughter visits. Cam: She's eighteen! She's not going to spitup on the mass spectrometer. [Michael smiles at her] Tell him to stop looking at me like that. [Michael continues to smile] Would you tell him to stop? Angela: He likes you. Cam: Well, don't let the smile fool you. I'm still very upset. Sweet, baby boy. [Michael smiles] Angela: Who's that? Hodgins: That's my boy.

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Hodgins: So, I was sifting through the soil at the bottom of the grave and I found fibers coated in . Wendell: You said her clothes had absorbed the oil. Hodgins: Her clothes are made of polyethylene terephthalate. Wendell: Can't you just say polyester? Hodgins: I did.

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Brennan: What are these x-rays? Wendell: The paint had hardened, so I x-rayed each glob to see if there was anything inside. Hodgins: We didn't want to break it open in case it would destroy evidence. Brennan: What about 6F3? Hodgins: It looks like tree sap or resin. Brennan: Enlarge the image, please. Wendell: That's not sap. Cam: It looks like chewing gum. Hodgins: Okay, even if it is, the dye and the polyethylene, the paint would have destroyed the DNA. Brennan: We don't need DNA, do we Mr. Bray? Wendell: Of course not. I should have seen that. I'm sorry. Cam: Excuse me, the boss here needs an explanation. Brennan: Look at the image. There is a clear impression of the tooth in the gum. That's as clear as a fingerprint. Hodgins: If I freeze the paintball I should be able to extract the gum without compromising the shape. Brennan: I'll tell Booth. Wendell: She's having that baby so the next generation will have someone to make them feel dumb. Hodgins: Seriously.

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Hodgins: Dr. Brennan, are you sure you don't want a chair? The way you're squatting, I'm worried that little guy in there is going to drop right out. Brennan: Thank you, but my uterus and cervical plug are quite healthy. Also, I'm not having a boy. It's a girl. Booth: [smiles] A girl. [becomes alarmed] Excuse me? Brennan: The fetus inside my womb has female genitalia. Hodgins: You guys are having a girl? That is so awesome! Booth: Okay, wait. Just wait one second. Can I have a word with you here? You're guessing, right? What we're having? Brennan: No, I had an ultrasound at the doctor's this morning. Are you displeased with the results? Booth: No, I'm thrilled, but you can't just spring something like that on me in public. Why didn't you tell me that you had a doctor's appointment? Brennan: Ultrasounds are poorly pixelated and black and white. You only like movies that are in color. Booth: I would have loved this movie! It would have been my favorite movie of all time! Brennan: I had n

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