Beethoven

Harvey: I really don't like it when you tease the dogs. Vernon: What are you, some kind of animal lover?

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Dr. Varnick: Here for his shots? George: Yes. Dr. Varnick: Well, he'll be a little groggy this evening. George: That'll be nice.

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Alice: George, come on. Beethoven isn't even remotely dangerous. He'd never hurt the kids. He might take a bite out of you, though. George: First snarl, first, any kind of weirdness and he's gone. Alice: Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearing my clothes around the house?

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Alice: I don't think words for parts of the body make very good names. Emily: He's got one of those, I looked. Alice: I'm sure he does. But I don't think Daddy would want to stand on the porch at night yelling that out. Emily: But that's what you call Uncle Richard.

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News Reporter: In the third such occurance this month. In the past year, we've seen a 500% increase reporting innocence of stolen pets. Police believe in animal kidnapping ring is at work. That's Newsbreak, and now back to The Wolf Man. Alice: Do you hear something? George: No. Alice: I heard something downstairs.

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Devonia: [whilst playing the organ] You kids might be interested to know that I'm a featured performer Saturday nights at the Padded Zebra. [laughs] Ryce: Oh, my gosh! Emily's in the pool! Devonia: The POOL?!!

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