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Gnomeo & Juliet
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Dolly Gnome: Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are.
William Shakespeare: [Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug] Told you so!
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Lady Bluebury: [to Lord Redbrick; about his prized tulips] Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?
Lord Redbrick: [offended] Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.
Bluebury: The proper word is…
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Redbrick: When will you realize you're delicate?
Juliet: [turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
Redbrick: [walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.
Nanette: [removes…
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Fawn: You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! [nudges the little red gnomes]
Little Red Gnomes: The greatest, the greatest by far.
Benny: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
Little Red Gnomes: A cheat, a cheat…
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Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?
Juliet: [walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What?
Nanette: Hmm. Oh, shut up. You met a boy!
Juliet: What? No. Well, maybe of sort of...Yes. Yes, I…
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Terrafirminator V.O.: Are you losing the war in your garden? Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon - TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! It's the most ruthless, 500-horsepower, grass-dominating piece of hardware the world…
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Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like...like a leprechaun...or purple like, ummm, like some…
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[About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!
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Fawn: [About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?
Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.
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Juliet: He's a blue.
Gnomeo: And she's a red.
Featherstone: And I'm pink! Who cares?
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Gnomeo: Hey there, Juliet. What a name. It's a great name. Goes with your...eyes. You're looking really cool. You’re looking good. Did It hurt when you fell down from heaven? That’s a killer, man. Yeah, no. You're…
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Terrafirminator V.O.: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! Are you losing the war in your garden?
Benny: Never!
Terrafirminator V.O.: Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!
Benny: Bring it on.…
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