Quotes

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Riff Raff: Hello. Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you might help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use? Riff Raff: You're wet. Janet: Yes - it's raining. [gives Brad an off look.] Brad: Yes. Riff Raff: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside. Janet: You're too kind.

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Janet: Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this? Brad: Uh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. Janet: Oh. Riff Raff: This way. Janet: Are you having a party? Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs. Janet: Oh, lucky him. Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky ! [laughs maniacally.]

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Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip/ Magenta: You're into the time slip/ Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same. Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation. HAH! Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation! All: Let's do the time warp again!

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Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here. Brad: For Godssakes, get a grip on yourself, Janet. Janet: But it seems so unhealthy here. Brad: It's just a party, Janet. Janet: Well, I wanna go! Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone! Brad: Just a moment, Janet. We don't want to interfere with their celebration. Janet: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad! Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different from our own. They may do some more... folk dancing.

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Frank: Enchanté. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality. Brad: Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request, which you've chosen to ignore! Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful. Brad: Ungrateful! Frank: How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. You must be awfully proud of him, Janet. Janet: [bashful.] Well, yes I am. Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Brad? Brad: Certainly not! Frank: Oh, well. [looks at Janet.] How 'bout you?

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Janet: What have you done with Brad?! Frank: [honestly surprised] Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

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Brad: What have you done with Janet?! Frank: [honestly surprised] Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

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Dr. Scott: Janet! Janet: Dr. Scott! Brad: Janet! Janet: Brad! Frank: Rocky! Dr. Scott: Janet! Janet: Dr. Scott! Brad: Janet! Janet: Brad! Frank: Rocky! Dr. Scott: Janet! Janet: Dr. Scott! Brad: Janet! Janet: Brad! Frank: Rocky!

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Dr. Scott: This sonic transducer...it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory-physio-molecular transport device? Brad: You mean...?! Dr. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and projecting it through space...and who knows, perhaps even time itself!

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Magenta: I ask for nothing, Master! Frank: And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!

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Janet: You killed them! Magenta: But I thought you liked them! They liked you. Riff-Raff: They didn't like me! They never liked me!

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Dr Scott: We came here to discuss Eddie Columbia: Eddie?! Frank: [threatens Columbia with an electric carver] That’s a rather tender subject, another slice anyone? Columbia: Excuse me… [leaves room and starts screaming] Dr Scott: [breaking the fourth wall] I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse then I imagined… Aliens! Rocky: Ugh?! Frank: Go on, Dr Scott. Or should I say, Dr Von Scott? Brad: Just what exactly are you implying? Dr Scott: It’s alright! Brad: But Dr Scott! Dr Scott: That’s alright, Brad!!