Evil Dead II

Ash: So, what do you think, kid? Linda: I love it, Ash. [about to kiss] I feel funny about being here. What if the people who own this place come home? Ash: They're not going to come back. Even if they do, we'll tell them the car broke down or something. Linda: Yeah, with your car they'd believe it. Ash: Hey...what do you say we have some champagne, eh baby? Linda: [chuckles] Sure. Ash: After all, I'm a man, and you're a woman...at least, last time I checked.

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Annie: Excuse me. Excuse me. Is this the road to the Knowby cabin? Jake: That's right, but you ain't going there. Annie: And why not? [sees that the bridge is gone] There must be another way. There's gotta be a road or something. Bobby Joe: Sure ain't no road. Why the hell would you want to go up there for anyway? Huh? Annie: None of your business.

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Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine... Bad Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

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Henrietta: [her severed head wobbling on the floor] Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-- [Ash steps on Henrietta's head] ACK! Ash: [aims shotgun at her face] Swallow this. [blasts Henrietta's head apart]

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Linda: Even now we have your darling Linda's soul. She suffers in torment! Ash: You're going DOWN!

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Possessed Linda: [crying as normal Linda with her head in the vice] Please Ash, please don't hurt me. You swore - you swore we'd always be together. I love you. Ash: [In anguish] Noooooo! Possessed Linda: [as Deadite] Yes! Your love was a lie, and now she burns in hell!

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