Clerks

I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck anything that moves! [to a man passing by on a bicycle] Yo, what the fuck you lookin' at? I'll kick your fuckin' ass!  Shit yeah. [to Silent Bob] Doesn't that motherfucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin' tonight, we're gonna rip off this fucker's head, and tear out his fuckin' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag. [to two women in a passing car] Hey, what's up babes? What's up, sluts?

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You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

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It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

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Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year?

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Veronica: You men make me feel sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes. Dante: Animal, mineral or vegetable. Veronica: Vegetable, meaning paraplegic. Dante: They put up the least amount of struggle.

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Veronica: [after talking to William] That was Snowball. Dante: Why do you call him that? Veronica: Sylvan made it up. It's a blowjob thing. Dante: What do you mean? Veronica: After he gets a blowjob, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing. Dante: He requests this? Veronica: He gets off on it. Dante: Sylvan can be talked into anything. Veronica: Why do you say that? Dante: Like you said, she snowballed him. Veronica: Sylvan? No, I snowballed him. Dante: Yeah, right. Veronica: I'm serious. Dante: You sucked that guy's dick?! Veronica: Yeah, how do you think I knew that he... Dante: Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him. Veronica: Because I never had sex with him. Dante: You sucked his dick! Veronica: We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around. Dante: Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?! Veronica: Because I did only have sex with three d

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