Wild Wild West

Belle: The legendary Captain James West, And I finally got him all to myself and surely you should feel free to treat him just... Jim West: [finishing her sentence] Bad. Belle: Darling... Jim West: Hold on to that for me for one second, would you? General McGrath's boys. Waiting for y'all for a week, you show up now. You wouldn't be working up here tonight now, would you? Working? Now would you be working if you were up here with you?

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Dr. Arliss Loveless: Mr. West...how nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings. Jim West: Well, when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted. Loveless: Ms. East informs me that you expected to see Gen. McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON'S age. West: Well, I can see where it would be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know. Loveless: Well, perhaps the lovely Ms. East will keep you from being a SLAVE to your disappointment. West: Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, then CUT THE LEGS out from under you the next. Loveless: ...Quite.

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Gen Bloodbath McGrath: YOU SAWED-OFF SADISTIC BASTARD, YOU BETRAYED US! Dr. Arliss Loveless: My dear General, having donated half of my physical being to create a weapon capable of doing this, how did you and General Lee repay my loyalty? You surrendered at Appomattox! So who betrayed whom? [to Munitia] Munitia, make note the turret speed needs to be accelerated. Munitia: [to signaller] Change gear ratio from 2.2 to 2.8. Aide: [catching cries of troops] Scream...scream... "Help me." "Do not pull my arm!" McGrath: I demand you give the order to stop this slaughter now! Loveless: We'll need more loading drills. I hear too much time between screams. McGrath: You give them the order to desist! Loveless: [observing carnage] I understand your distress, but these men are not dying senselessly. It is for a far greater cause than you can possibly imagine. McGrath: [points revolver] You go straight to hell, sir! Loveless: After you, sir. [shoots McGrath with rear-firing gun from wheelchair. McGr

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