Quotes

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Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.

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Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.

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Chew on this, motherfuckers! [kills piranhas with a motorboat propeller]

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Jake, they took my penis! They took my penis!

Dialogue

Novak: Excuse me... but is that a fucking piranha?! Julie Forester: Carl, it's not the only one. Novak: [shows the torn diving suit] Here, here. Yeah, look at this. There are thousands of them. Thousands. And they're pissed! Mrs. Goodman: You know, I've heard of this happening. It's like those baby alligators in New Jersey, somebody leaves them and they breed... Novak: What? Mr. Goodman: Nobody released this fish into the lake. Julie Forester: What're you talking about? Mr. Goodman: This particular piranha vanished off the face of the Earth over 2 million years ago! [hurries to his office] Novak: Um, where's he going? Mr. Goodman: Allow me...to introduce you...[shows the fossil] Pygocentrus nattereri, the original piranha. [Novak and Julie see the live piranha almost exactly matches the fossil] They used to swim the Colorado River, right up until the Pleistocene epoch! I still don't understand how you found one...alive! Novak: We discovered a subterranean lake through a rift caused by

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Jake Forester: I am so sorry. We're on the lake. Julie Forester: What? Where are Laura and Zane? Jake Forester: They're with me on the boat. Julie Forester: Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water. Jake Forester: You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking. Julie Forester: [shocked] What? Where are you?

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Danni: Nice horn. Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs. Danni: Thanks. Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches. Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for? Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too. Danni: They all do.

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Julie Forester: Are you sure you can do this? Danni: You better believe it. [climbing on the rope] I don't pole dance for nothing! Julie Forester: [to Jake before handing him a radio] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!

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Andrew: [watching Danni and Crystal swim naked] Check it out, they're fish with boobies. Derrick Jones: Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!

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Laura Forester: You talk funny. Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short.

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Sam: Something bit me. Paula: Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.

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Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies. Novak: The babies? Huh. So where are the parents? [an adult piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak]