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[Disparagingly to Alan] Blogging is not writing. It's just graffiti with punctuation.

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[Rhetorically] Why can't they invent a shot that keeps time from passing?

Dialogue

Minnesota Medical Examiner: [performing an autopsy on one of the early victims] Well, the sulci are obliterated. Let's look at the base. [pause] Oh, my God. Assistant Medical Examiner: Do you want me to take a sample... Minnesota Medical Examiner: I want you to move away from the table. Assistant Medical Examiner: Should I call someone... Minnesota Medical Examiner: Call everyone.

Dialogue

Dr. Ellis Cheever: How are you? Dr. Erin Mears: It's good, we just finished setting up the... Dr. Ellis Cheever: I didn't ask what you're doing, Erin, I asked how you are. So... how are you?

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Dave: My wife makes me take off my clothes in the garage. Then she leaves out a bucket of warm water and some soap. And then she douses everything in hand sanitizer after I leave. I mean, she's overreacting, right? Dr. Erin Mears: Not really. And stop touching your face, Dave.

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Dr. Ellis Cheever: When was the last time you ate something that didn't come from a vending machine? Dr. Erin Mears: [Hesitantly] Taco Bell.

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First Haz-Mat: [Putting a body in a mass grave] When did we run out of body bags? Second Haz-Mat: Two days ago.