The Parent Trap

Martin: All right, shall we review your mother's list? Annie: Mm-hmm. Martin: Now, let's see... Vitamins? Annie: Check. Martin: Minerals? Annie: Check. Martin: List of daily fruits and vegetables. Annie: Check. Check. [Martin looks at her oddly] Check for fruits, check for vegetables. Go on. Martin: Sun block, lip balm, insect repellent, [Annie bites back a smile] stationery, stamps, photograph of your mother, grandfather... and, of course, your trusty butler, me. Annie: Got it all, I think. Martin: Oh, and, um, here's a little something from your grandfather; [holds out a deck of cards] A spanking-new deck of cards. Maybe you'll actually find somebody on this continent who can whip your tush at poker. Annie: Well, I doubt it, but thanks.

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Hallie: You wanna know the real difference between us? Annie: Let me see... I know how to fence and you don't, or I have class and you don't. Take your pick. Hallie: [infuriated] Why, I oughta...!

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Hallie: [playing poker with Annie at camp] I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll make you a little deal: loser jumps into the lake after the game. Annie: Excellent. Hallie: Butt-naked. Annie: Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker. [revealing her hand to Hallie] Straight, in diamonds. Hallie: You're good, James... but... you're just not good enough. [revealing her hand to Annie] In your honor, a royal flush.

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Zoe: I swear I heard your evil clone sneezing all the road across the mess hall. Hallie: [sings] That's the fashion, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! Hallie: I'm tired. I'm crawling back into bed and sleeping until lunch. Nicole: That does not seem like a possibility, babe. Hallie: Why not? Nicole: [she points up at the roof of their bunk] That's why not. Hallie: No way. Annie: That girl is without a doubt the lowest, most awful creature that ever walked the earth! Hallie: Thank you. Thank you very much. [She and Zoe and Nicole are pink from pent-up laughter. They slap hands as the two Marvas approach, clipboards at the ready] Marva Senior: Good morning, girls. Girls: Morning, Marvas. [The girls respond automatically] Marvas?! Marva Senior: Navajos! Surprise inspection! Ten-shun! [She reaches for the handle to the screen door, but Hallie is blocking the road] Hallie: No, Marva, don't go in there. [She thinks fast] One of the girls got sick and it's a big mess. Save yourself the aggravation.

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Hallie: How far away is London anyway? Annie: Well, from here it's 3,000 miles, but sometimes it seems much further... How far away is your home? Hallie: Oh, California is way on the other end of the country. Actually, here's a picture of my house. [shows Annie a photo] Annie: Wow! It's beautiful. Hallie: Yeah. We built it when I was little. We've got this incredible porch that looks over the entire vineyard and- Annie: [points to figure in the photograph] Who.. Who's that? Hallie: Oh, that's my Dad; He didn't know I was taking the picture then, or else he would have turned around. He's kinda like my best friend. We do everything together. [Annie sighs] What's the matter? Annie: Oh, it's chilly in here, that's all... Hallie: [pulls out a packet of Oreos] Want one? Annie: Oh, sure, I love Oreos! At home I eat them with... I eat them with peanut butter. Hallie: [surprised] You do? That is so weird... [pulls out a jar of peanut butter] So do I! Annie: You're kidding! Most people find that

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Annie: Hallie, what's your mother like? Hallie: I never met her. She and my dad split up when I was a baby, maybe even before, I'm not sure. He doesn't really like to talk about her... but I know she was really beautiful. Annie: How do you know that? Hallie: Because my dad had this old picture of her hidden in his sock drawer and he caught me looking at it all the time so he gave it to me to keep. I'm really thirsty, you sure you don't wanna go to the mess hall and get a lemonade? Annie: <big>Will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this?!</big> Hallie: At a time like what? Annie: [as she and Hallie step back into the cabin] Don't you realize what's happening? Oh man, this is beyond coincidence, this is beyond imagination! I only have a mother, and you only have a father... You've never seen your mum, and I've never seen my dad. You have one old picture of your mum, I have one old picture of my dad! Well, at least yours is probably a whole picture; Mine's a pathetic lit

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