Dallas

John Ross: [on being told by Bobby that he has no right to drill at Southfork] I'm a Ewing. I have every right. Ann: [on catching an intruder in the house] I don't miss, mister, not at any range. J.R.: [in the nursing home, to John Ross] Bobby was always a fool. Stubborn as a mule. J.R.: Son, the courts are for amateurs and the faint of heart. No, this is personal. J.R. Ewing: Blood may be thicker than water, but oil is thicker than both. John Ross: We're in the oil business, boys! Sue Ellen: [to John Ross] Think of me as an ally. I can help. J.R.: I'm the one who belongs on Southfork. It's mine! And only mine. Christopher Ewing: Oil's the past, John Ross. Alternatives are the future. John Ross: I couldn't disagree more. John Ross: Oh, Bobby's not your dad. Everbody knows your dad sold you when you were a little baby. You'll never be a Ewing, Christopher! [Christopher starts beating up on John Ross] Christopher: [to his potential investors, who offer him a bad deal] I ain't a virgin, b

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J.R.: [to John Ross] And son, never pass up a good chance to shut up. J.R.: [at the Cattle Baron's Ball, to John Ross] Watch and learn. J.R.: [on meeting the real Marta] I'm gonna have to introduce you to my son, John Ross. He's a chip off the old block. Ann: [J.R. has just given Ann a compliment] Why thank you, J.R. It's nice to be in a company of a legend. J.R.: Mostly in my own mind, darlin'. Mitch:: I guess some people are just too damn mean to die. [shakes J.R.'s hand]

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J.R.: [Ann is pointing a shotgun at J.R] Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me, darling. J.R.: The best way to understand a man, is to talk to his friends... and his enemies. My friends are in the State House. My enemies are gonna be harder to find. J.R.: [to Cliff Barnes] I'll be there when they put you in the ground, Barnes. Listen close, I'll be the one dancing on the dirt overhead. Cliff: You are never gonna be one of them, Christopher, and don't let them destroy you like they did Pam. J.R. Ewing: [to John Ross] I spent most of your childhood chasing after women I didn't love, makin' deals that didn't really matter. I will get Southfork back. Because you shouldn't have to pay for my sins. Cliff: Well, you're lookin' pretty spry for all you've been through, old pal. Cliff Barnes, remember me? J.R.: Time has not been kind to that face. But I do recall the smell of brimstone and crazy...

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J.R.: [holding a file on Veronica Martinez aka Marta del Sol] Well, I'd say when it comes to jealousy, our girl is crazier than an outhouse rat. [smiles] Bum: Man, I hope I'm never on the wrong end of that smile, J.R. Cliff: I will never stop fighting for what is rightfully mine. And I know you are the same way. J.R.: I'm a changed man, Cliff. Evidence of that is the fact that you're not being wheeled out of here with two broken legs.

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J.R.: Daddy always said beautiful women were the most dangerous. Bobby: [impatient to get to the point] I know all the things daddy used to say. J.R.: Ewing Oil is back in business, Bobby! Bobby: That's not gonna happen, J.R. [holds up a deed stating J.R. owns Southfork] J.R.: You wanna carry on mama's legacy? Well, I wanna carry on daddy's. Ann: They warned me. My whole marriage, they told me about you. But in my wildest imagination, I never thought you could stoop to this. J.R.: Well Annie, you're just gonna have to work on your imagination. John Ross: [to Bobby] The last thing I'd want to do is have to kick you off this ranch. Like you did to me. J.R.: [to John Ross] Just start drillin'. By the time I'm back, Bobby will have gotten used to oil being pumped on Southfork and the damage will be done. Just don't screw it up.

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Bobby Ewing: Thank you for bringing this, but it doesn't mean that we automatically trust you again, Rebecca. Marta Del Sol: I have money. A lot of money. Skimmed from Vicente on Southfork's sale. We could go away together. John Ross: I wouldn't wanna go across the street with you. Now leave, before I do somethin' we both regret.

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