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Two Weeks Notice
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Lucy: I think you are the most selfish person on the planet. George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?
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June: Chess. I love chess. You know what I love even more than chess? George: ...Pokémon? June: Strip Chess.
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Lucy: What did I tell you that defines an emergency? George: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing? Lucy: Death! And you're not dead!
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Tony: Nobody wins or loses when it comes to women. You just talk about your feelings until all your breath is sucked out your body. All men are pawns when it comes to women. Especially a smart one like Lucy. She's hard to control, and you know the man has got to be control. Okay, like with me. I come home, when I walk in, I KNOW my Mama has dinner on the table!" George: Alright, so..you're.... still living at home? Tony: Yeah...yeah. Of course.
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Lucy: Alright, here's somebody interesting, Polly St. Clair George: Well, that's a terrific resume, Polly. And...uh..Congratulations on the baby. Polly: What baby? Lucy: [whispering to George]: Maybe you should check with me before you talk Polly: What baby? Lucy: [to Polly] I'd like to talk to you about your moot-court experience. Polly: What baby?? George: Yeah, what baby, heh??