Orphan Black

Felix: How's Vic the Dick? Sarah: Yeah. I hit him first this time. With an ashtray. So he's a little blue.

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Sarah: Something really weird just happened at the train station. Felix: What? Sarah: I saw a girl kill herself. Felix: Eeww. A jumper? Sarah: Yeah, and she looked exactly like me, Felix. Felix: What you mean? [Sarah takes out Beth's wallet] Oh! You robbed her body. Sarah: No, she left a bag on the platform. Felix: Isn't that essentially robbing her body? [Sarah shows him Beth's driver's license] Okay, that's …weird. Sarah: [sarcastically] Yeah, you think? Felix: "Elizabeth Childs" — It's you with a nice haircut. Sarah: [looking at the address on Beth's license] That's a nice address. What the hell, Fee, did I have a twin sister? Felix: Well, now, when you're a poor little orphan foster wretch, anything's possible. Or so we tell ourselves.

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[after Bobby tells Felix to use the phone or hang it up] Do not snap towels at me, Bobby, I had a very traumatic childhood!

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Mrs. S: Kira is a gift. Felix: Sarah knows that. Mrs. S: No. She hasn't a clue. Felix: She is trying, badly — granted, but in her own way, she really is — she's really trying. [Kira steps out] O-oh-ho. Caught ya. Come here. Come here, monkey. Kira: When is mommy coming? Mrs. S: You know when, love. Kira: When she's ready? Mrs. S: And? Kira: When you say she's ready? Mrs. S: Sounds fair to me.

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Sarah: I just want some answers. Alison: [in the shack cutting up oranges for the kids, to Sarah] Are you out of your mind? How dare you show your face in front of my children. How did you find me? Sarah: The German had your address. I've got what you wanted, I have her briefcase. Alison: Idiot! Do you even know who you're talking to? Hmm? Where is Beth? Sarah: Uh, she's dead. Alison: What? Sarah: I'm sorry, she killed herself. Alison: No. No, she wouldn't do that. That's impossible. Sarah: I'm sorry, I saw her do it. Alison: No, that can't be. Sarah: I can explain. My name's Sarah. Alison: I don't care who you are. Why Lord? Why me? I never wanted any part of this. Do I wear a huge "Kick me" sign on my back? Sarah: Please, just tell me, who are we to each other. Alison: Are you kidding me? I'm not doing that. Nope, that is not my responsibility. You need to get out of here. Go, and wait for a call. Sarah: Hey, tell me what the hell — Alison: Let go! Don't touch me — this is my neighbo

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Alison: [brandishing a gun] Be quiet, my kids are sleeping. Sarah: You're gonna shoot me while your kids are sleeping? Alison: You wake them or show your face, yes, I will shoot you. Sarah: Well, I've never known a blood relation, but being your twin certainly sucks. Alison: You really have no idea do you? Sarah: Bloody hell. Cosima: We talked on the phone. Sarah: How many of us are there?

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