NewsRadio, season 4

I'm rewiring the phones for speed-dial, so like, if you have to call 911 you don't have to push a whole lot of buttons.

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Bill: What exactly do scissors help you be prepared for? Mike: In case I get arrested, to cut the handcuffs. Bill: Handcuffs are made of steel. Mike: So are scissors!!

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Mr. James: No, Plan A was a bust. I'd like you all to meet...Plan B. Andrea: Hi, everyone. Matthew: Planbee...what an interesting name... Andrea: Call me Andrea. Matthew: Nice to meet you, Andrea Planbee.

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Dave, please. You don't drop a piranha in a kiddie pool and then stick around to watch the bubbles.

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Dave: What kind of job are you lined up for, anyway? Bill: I'm working on an act. Dave: I thought your whole life was an act. Dave: Why is it that everyone's solution to everything around here is some sort of covert plan? Joe: That's a secret.

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Joe: Did you commit any crimes that weren't SAT related? Lisa: I broke into a library. Beth: To vandalize it? Lisa: No, I had a big history test and the only copy of the Federalist Papers I had at home was abridged.

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