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Spider-Man: No Way Home
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Peter 1: (Matt Murdock, his lawyer, who is secretly Daredevil, has just caught a brick flying through Peter's window) How---How did you do that?
Matt Murdock: I'm a really good lawyer.
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Flash Thompson: (To Peter 1, MJ, and Ned) Wait.... You guys didn't get in?
Ned: Yeah. Because we're actually friends with Spider-Man.
MJ: You know what? I wouldn't change a thing I did. (She tears up her letter and goes…
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Dr. Strange: So, Peter. To what do I owe the pleasure?
Peter: I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
Dr. Strange: Please. We saved half the universe together. [Magically lights a fire in the fireplace] I think we're beyond you…
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Peter 1: Oh, wait. Happy?!
Dr. Strange: (Misunderstanding) No, I'm annoyed.
Peter 1: No, it's a name, Harold 'Happy' Hogan---
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Peter 1: (After Dr. Strange's spell failed) Stephen.... I'm so sorr---
Dr. Strange: (Harshly) Call me Sir.
Peter 1: I'm sorry, sir.
Dr. Strange: You changed my spell SIX TIMES!…
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Doc Ock: Hello, Peter.
Spider-Man: [Confused] Hi? Do I know you?
Doc Ock: What have you done with my machine?
Spider-Man: Your mach- I don't know what you're talking about. I don't - what machine?…
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Doc Ock: (To Peter 1, after hurling him through a car's roof) I should have killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance!
Peter 1: (Quickly emerging with his robotic arm-spikes) WHAT did you say?!
Doc Ock: (To his…
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Ned: So how did the bad guys get here?
Dr. Strange: He screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.
MJ: Wait, what?! I thought it was the MIT Lady you saved.
Ned: You did it with magic?…
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Sandman: (About Electro, after Spider-Man shot Electro with his magic web) What did you do to him?!
Peter 1: Please, sir, I can explain---
Sandman: Did you just kill him!!? (He lunges at Spider-Man)
Peter 1: AGH!
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The Lizard: (To Electro) Wow, Max. Last time I saw you, you had glasses and big teeth. Did you get a makeover? (Pauses) I can give you a makeover, Max. (Grins evilly)
Electro: (Bored) Let me guess.... Into a lizard.
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Dr. Strange: (Upon seeing Norman) Ah, good. You've found another one.
Peter 1: No, wait, he's harmless!
Doc Ock: (Shocked) How'd you do that?!
Dr. Strange: Lots of birthday parties.
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Dr. Strange: (After Peter 1 yanks his magic ring off of his finger with a web) Ow.
Peter 1: Sorry, sir.
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Electro: (To Sandman) So, how did you get your powers?
Sandman: I fell into a reactor.
Electro: Really? I fell into a vat of electric eels.
Sandman: Gotta be careful where you fall.
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How does it feel, Norman? You'll finally be whole again.
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Peter 1: This is all my fault, May. I should've just listened to Strange and let him send--
Aunt May: [Dazed from the bomb blast] You did the right thing. They would've been killed. You did the right thing.
Peter 1: It's…
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MJ: Prove it?
Peter 3: Prove what?
MJ: That you're Peter Parker.
Peter 3: I don't— I don't really carry an ID with me, it kinda defeats the whole "Anonymous Superhero" thing.…
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Ned Leeds: Nana wants to know if you could just get that cobweb over there, while you're up there....
Peter 3: Oh. Sure.
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Peter 1: She's gone, and it's all my fault. She died for nothing. So I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place. [Starts to reach for the box in MJ's hand]
Peter 2: Peter.
Peter 1: Please don't. You don't…
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Peter 1: Hey, what are, like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?
Peter 2: Seems you’ve met some of them.
Peter 3: [Laughs] That’s a good question.
Peter 2: Yeah. I fought an alien made out of black…
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Peter 1: Peter 1!
Peter 2: Peter 2!
Peter 3: (Points at himself) Peter 3!!
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Peter 1: Okay, so, uh, Conners, Marko, Dillon, and um...uh, look, I think that I can repair the devices for Dillon and Marko, but the others...well-
Peter 3: Well, I got Connors. I've already cured him once, so no big…
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Ned: Here's your web cartridges.
Peter 1: Oh, thanks, man.
Peter 2: What's that for?
Peter 1: Ah, it's my web fluid, it's for my web shooters. Why?…
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Electro: Can I tell you something? You got a nice face. You're just a kid. You're from Queens. You got that suit. You help a lot of poor people...I just thought you was gonna be Black.
Peter 3: ...Oh man, I'm sorry.…
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Doc Ock: [Holding the arc reactor on his hand] The power of the sun...
Peter 2: ...in the palm of your hand.
Doc Ock: [Surprised] Peter?
Peter 2: [Removes his mask] Otto.…
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Dr. Strange: I've been hanging over the Grand Canyon for TWELVE HOURS!
Peter 1: Sorry.
Peter 3: Wait, you went to the Grand Canyon?! He needed your HELP!
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Goblin: Poor Peter. Too weak to send me home to die.
Spider-Man: [Enraged] No... I just want to kill you myself.
Goblin: [Grinning evilly] Attaboy.
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Goblin: [To Peter 1] She was there– because of you. I may have struck the blow, but you– [Chuckles evilly] You are the one that killed her. [Starts cackling evilly]
Norman: [Stares up at Peter 1, confused]…
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Peter: Cast a new spell, only this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. Make everyone forget– me.
Doctor Strange: No.
Peter: But it would work, right?
Doctor Strange: Yeah, it would work. But you gotta…
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Peter 1: Hey. Uh, I-I think this is it. I think you're about to go home.
Peter 2: Okay.
Peter 1: Um, but I, uh– Thank you. I just wanted– I want you to– I wanna tell you that– I-I really don't…
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Happy Hogan: (To Peter 1, over Aunt May's grave) How'd you know her?
Peter 1: Through Spider-Man. You?
Happy: Same. I lost a good friend a while back. It felt like this. Hurts because they're gone, and then it hurts all…
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Eddie: [drunk] Okay... Okay, okay, I-I think I got this. You're saying that-that this whole place... here i-- is just tons... of super people.
Venom: And he has been saying it for hours.
Eddie: Alright, tell me again.…
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