Monsters vs. Aliens

Wedding Guest: [after Susan grows to her massive height] Here comes the bride! Derek Dietl: [rejecting Susan] Don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married and spend the rest of my life in someone else's shadow! And you're casting a pretty big shadow! TV Reporter: Once again, a UFO has landed in America - the only country UFOs ever seem to land in! Announcer: Channel 172.

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Moon Boy: [while getting abducted] Huh? [flies away] Aaaaaah! Ben: Hey, Jerry. You might wanna check this one out. Uh, Palomar just picked up... Looks like some type of UFO and it's heading this way. Jerry: How many times do I have to tell you this? UFOs don't exist. And we're never gonna see. Ben: Wow, it's energy signiture is massive. Jerry: Holy Cheez-Its! What do we do?! No one ever told us what to do! <big>THE ONLY REASON I TOOK THIS JOB IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!</big> Ben: Jerry, stop it! [locates the map] Let me calculate its impact point. Looks like.....Modesto, California. Jerry: [picks up the phone] Supernova, this is Red Dwarf! We actually have one! Code Nimoy! I repeat, <big>CODE NIMOY!</big>

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Susan: [screaming] <big>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!</big> Bridesmaids: [screaming] <big>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!</big> Bridesmaid 1: [wheezing] Susan: What are you guys doing here? It's 5:00 in the morning. Bridesmaid 1: Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now! Derek: And some early morning fog, giving way to sunny skies. Seventy-five degrees. A perfect day to stop by the old folk art and craft show down at the fairgrounds, or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy. Derek: I love you, baby. Susan: I love you, too. Bridesmaids: Aww. Woman: Aww. Derek: And good morning, Modesto! News Technician: Channel 172.

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Wendy: You look gorgeous, sweetheart. Susan: [dreamily] Thanks, Mom.

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Mama Dietl: One thumb's shorter than the other. It runs in the family. Susan: Derek doesn't have that? Mama Dietl: Ah, it skips a generation. But you kids are gonna have it! [laughs maniacally]

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Wendy: [calling for Susan and looking for her] Susan! Where could she be? Susan! Where are you?! [sees her daughter walking up the hill, with her wedding dress a little dirty] Susan! Where have you been? Susan: I think I just got hit by a meteorite. Wendy: Oh, Susan. Every bride feels that way on her wedding day. [brings her daughter into the church] My goodness, look at you. You're filthy. Thank gosh, I have wet ones.

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