House of Wax

Carly: I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault... Nick: One of 'em took a swing at me. Carly: You get kicked out of the house, it's Mom and Dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks because it's every manager's fault! Nick: I'm surrounded by idiots. Carly: So then why did you come, to piss me off? Nick: Why don't you get it? You're the good twin, I'm the evil one. Carly: Grow up. You are so afraid to take things seriously.

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Nick: Ugh, Dalton, did you crap your pants again? Dalton: What? No! I don't know, maybe. I am wearing my work clothes.

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Wade: I'm sorry, we just needed a fan belt. Bo: A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?

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Carly: [approaching the door to the wax museum] Doesn't 'closed' mean 'I don't want you in here?' Wade: Relax. No one'll care Carly: What if's someone's here? Wade: [calling out] Hello? Anyone in here? [after silence] See? Fine. Look how cool this is. Everything in here is wax, the floors, the walls, look at this! [gestures to a large ornament] This is wax. Carly: Yeah, cool, awesome. Wade: Who are these people supposed to be? Aren't there supposed to be famous people in a wax museum? I don't recognize this guy.

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Dalton: You're just gonna let 'em leave like that? That guy's a freak, he throws dead animals in a pit for a living. Nick: You clean shit for a living, Mr. Septic Tank Man. What's the difference? Dalton: Well, um... I don't walk through it. That's one difference.

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Carly: [hearing a noise outside the tent] Wade, wake up. Wade! I heard something. Wade: Yeah, it's probably the serial killers or something.

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