Dirty Jobs

Mike: That stinks a little. Renee: You sure it's not you? Mike: At this point, no.

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Mike: This is what you did with your back room. And you could have gone with a computer office or a library...you've got a bat cage. Barbara: Yeah, I've decided to go with the fruit bat motif.

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[with his leg stuck in bat guano] What a stupid way to die.

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There's really not a lot of difference between an octopus and like a giant pile of snot.

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Mike: Are we walking in sand or guano? Jim: That's powdered bat guano. Mike: Holy shoot. Jim: I don't know if it's holy, but it's definitely shit.

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John: Worms are low maintenance, real easy to take care of. They basically do three things: they eat, they poop, and have sex. Mike: Man, that's a great life.

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