Jeepers Creepers

Trish: [After being attacked] What the hell was that guy's problem? Darry: For my 1st guess, INBREEDING

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Darry: [After being run off the road by the creeper] Sounds alright. What? Trish: Like either of us would know. Darry: I know a little. Trish: A car makes a strange noise you just get new tape, Darry. You told me. Darry: I told you? I learned it from you. Trish: Jesus Christ|. Darry: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait... Wait, I’m thinking past the point of my own selfish little existence now, okay? We’re both pretty damn sure what we saw him dump down that pipe, right? Trish: Yeah. Darry: What if it's someone still alive? Trish: What if it was? Darry: Someone who needs help! Trish: We can get help just as fast by getting to a phone. Darry: Do you have any idea how far we are from the nearest pay phone? Trish: We were just attacked Darry! Darry: And you don't even want to find out why? We look in the pipe, that's it. Trish: Is this your idea of a little adventure or something? This is why girls are smarter, okay. Darry: We look in the pipe; and if there's nothing there, nothing we can do we just d

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Waitress: Hey! That’s your car out by the pumps it’d it? Bunch of folks saw him from the window. That man at your car. He was standing by your car, sniffin’ that laundry; holdin’ big handfuls of it under his nose. Looked like he was likin’ it too. Darry: Still think I bumped by head? Now this guy is after us! He’s after us because he knows what we saw. And now he even knows my name!

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Trish: [As Darry speeds up behind a camper] Come on, Darry. Darry: [Trying to read the license plate that says 6A4EVR] ..."Gay-Gay Fever"--no, "Gay Forever." "Gay Forever," that's mine. That's three for little bro'. Trish: That's a six, not a G, you idiot. That's "Sexy Forever." That's mine. That's five to two. Darry: Shit. Trish: "Gay Fever?" Darry: [As they speed up next to the camper and see a middle aged couple] Whoa...Sexy Forever, huh? Trish: You know that is you in forty years.

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Darry: There's usually a reason why you like the long way home. Trish: Gee, like, maybe I like the country? Darry: Mmm, okay. Trish: Just drive, brat. Darry: Hey, I'm only thinking the same thing mom and dad are going to be thinking. "Trisha, Trisha why are you driving home for spring break with your brat brother, and not heading off somewhere with that nice 'Mr. Poli-Sci-Track-Team-Guy'?" Trish: Ugh, I will tell them the same thing I'll tell you: None of your goddamn business.

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Trish: Could you possibly just shut up and drive, please? Darry: "You broke my heart in two. Now I can't find the...Duct tape to put it together for you." Come on, girl, sing along now. "When I met you, I thought I would die. I wanted to cry. Didn't know you were evil, or that you would hurt me...'Mr. Poli-Sci-Track-Team-Guy'. Turns out you're a twit and a real--" [The Creeper's truck comes up behind them, horns blaring] Jesus!

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