Hotel for Dogs

Andi: You know, I think we might be in a little over our heads. Dave: It's four-six; we're out dogged.

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Bruce: If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's-- that's eating, sleeping, and peeing and pooping. Andi: That's four. Bruce: No, I think peeing and pooping is one. Heather: Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.

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Carl: Hey, there's my wah-wah pedal! No wonder my sound's been off. Lois: [in disbelief] Yeah, that's why. Carl: [he looks around the hotel] This crap is amazing. Lois: Yeah, 'cause it's our crap! They've been robbing us blind!

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Lois: Where are we? Carl: We're in deep doo-doo.

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[talking to police] Yes, I'd like to call in a complaint about a howling dog. Um...never mind.

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Andi: [the police see them where a store was broken into, the thieves just got away] We can't get in trouble again! Bruce: We didn't do anything. Andi: You want to tell them that?

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