Quotes

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Angela Holden: So you're like... ransom. Julie Beckley: That's hot. Zack Mazursky: It's okay. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren Julie Beckley: Stolen boy.

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Frankie Ballenbacher: You want a cigarette? Zack Mazursky: No, I don't smoke. Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that. It's good for you.

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Susan Hartunian: This kid has been kidnapped! Sabrina Pope: Dude, that's so fucking cool. Susan Hartunian: Dude, this shirt is fucking cool, Bob Marley is cool, you guys think that kidnapping is cool? Sabrina Pope: Yeah, Susan, it's fucking exciting. I think its romantic he's doing it for his brother.

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Frankie Ballenbacher: Where is that motherfucker? Johnny Truelove: Who the fuck knows? I don't know! He's probably laying low waiting to shoot me in the fucking head! I mean, think about it, that's what I'd be doing. Frankie Ballenbacher: Stop already, alright? You know how I get with this anxiety shit!

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Frankie Ballenbacher: I got it under control. Say it, "You, Frankie, have got it under control." Say it! Susan Hartunian: [Hesitates] You, Frankie, have it under control. Frankie Ballenbacher: Right now, say "I, Susan, am a whiny fucking bitch and you, Frankie, have it under control!" Susan Hartunian: [Hesitates] I, Susan, am a whiny fucking bitch and you Frankie, have it under control! Frankie Ballenbacher: Worst comes to worst I tell everybody to go fuck themselves, put 50 bucks in the kid's pocket, and stick him on a bus!

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Angela Holden: [Sitting bored in motel room bed] You wanna fuck? Johnny Truelove: All right. [They strip down, Angela gets into bed on top of Johnny and begin making out] Angela Holden: [Pauses] Is something wrong? Johnny Truelove: No. Angela Holden: No? Your dick's not even hard! Johnny Truelove: It's getting there. Angela Holden: Getting there? It's like a piece of bubble gum! Johnny Truelove: Then do something about it, bitch! Angela Holden: Sorry? Yeah, you're a sorry little bitch who can't even FUCK! Johnny Truelove: Hey! Excuse me for being a little distracted, alright? Give me a break, I've got a lot on my mind right now! Angela Holden: [Derisively] Well, what do you wanna fucking do? You wanna play cards? You wanna cuddle? Johnny Truelove: Can't we just...? Angela Holden: NO! Fuck that shit, I wanna FUCK! Johnny Truelove: Suck my dick, all right? Angela Holden: I tried that already; it didn't work, did it? [She smirks]

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Zack Mazursky: [Unknowingly being driven to his execution site out in the desert] I would never rat you guys out. Frankie Ballenbacher: Hey, we know that, man.

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Zack Mazursky: Frankie, what's going on? Frank? Frankie? Dude. [Pause] Oh, man! Elvis Schmidt: [Grabs Zack] All right, you ready? Let's do this! Zack Mazursky: OH MAN, PLEASE! I didn't do anything! [He starts crying] Elvis Schmidt: Move it! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Zack Mazursky: I SWEAR TO GOD, PLEASE! Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax! Zack Mazursky: FRANKIE, PLEASE! Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax, buddy! Relax, okay? It's not what you think, okay? Zack Mazursky: YEAH, IT IS, FRANKIE! Frankie, I thought we were boys! Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie starts crying] We ARE boys! Zack Mazursky: Frankie, there's nobody up there! Nobody is picking me up! Frankie Ballenbacher: Yes, there is, okay? Just stop freaking out! Zack Mazursky: Frankie, you promise? Frankie Ballenbacher: I promise, all right? Zack Mazursky: You swear? Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie continues to break down crying] Zack, everything's cool, on my life, okay, l swear to God! Come on. Okay, I swear to God, alright? [Takes Zack's arm and