Quotes

All-New Halloween Spooktacular! [1.6]

"Pietro": Where do you keep your water balloons? Wanda Maximoff: What? We don't have water balloons. "Pietro": Well where are we gonna put all the shaving cream? Wanda Maximoff: Oh? "Pietro": It was Billy's idea! Tommy Maximoff: I'm Tommy! "Pietro": And don't you forget it!

All-New Halloween Spooktacular! [1.6]

Billy Maximoff: Are you old Red Riding Hood? Wanda Maximoff: I'm a Sokovian fortune teller. "Pietro": Wow. That is so... Tommy Maximoff: Rad! "Pietro": ...Lame. Tommy Maximoff: Lame.

All-New Halloween Spooktacular! [1.6]

Tommy Maximoff: Next house, Mom! "Pietro Maximoff": Junior entrepreneur over here! How 'bout you let your Uncle Pete maximize your candy acquisition, eh?

All-New Halloween Spooktacular! [1.6]

"Pietro": So lame. I can’t believe you’re making them return all the candy. Wanda Maximoff: I can’t believe what a bad influence you are! "Pietro": Who beefed in your borscht?

All-New Halloween Spooktacular! [1.6]

Wanda Maximoff: You know, he was the one...he had the...he had the skin thing. "Pietro": You're testing me! Wanda Maximoff: No I'm not!

Breaking the Fourth Wall [1.7]

And I killed Sparky, too!

The Series Finale [1.9]

Monica Rambeau: *bangs on a window* Wanda! "Pietro": Don't waste your breath, babe! No one can hear you from in here! *strums guitar dramatically*

The Series Finale [1.9]

Monica Rambeau: What is this stuff? "Pietro": This is my man cave. Place to chillax, you know, while the Misses' is stirring up trouble.

The Series Finale [1.9]

Monica Rambeau: Agnes doesn't live here, you do! You're... Ralph Bohner? "Pietro"/Ralph: Bohner, hehe.