Quotes

S1, E19: Evil Times Two

Luke: Luke Ross is trying to break clear coming out of turn three! He’s trading paint with the leaders! Jessie: [takes Luke’s R.C. Car and the R.C. remote control] And suddenly, Luke Ross’ car is making a pit stop. Until 2020. Luke: Awww... Jessie: Go read a book.

S2, E27-28: G.I. Jessie

Corporal Cookie: Does this one ever stop yakking about her problems? Bertram: No. Just wait 'til she starts in about her ex-boyfriends. Corporal Cookie: She's single? I'm shocked! Jessie: Thanks for the sympathy. Bertram: Hey, take it easy, I only made 3,000 of those!