Thelma & Louise

J.D.: So, tell me something, Miss Thelma. How is it you ain't got any kids? I mean God gets you something special, I think you oughta pass it on. Thelma: Well, Darryl, that's my husband. J.D.: Darryl? Thelma: Yeah, he says he's not ready yet. He says he's still too much of a kid himself. He kinda prides himself on being infantile. Louise: He's got a lot to be proud of. Thelma: Louise and him don't get along. Louise: That's putting it mildly. Thelma: She thinks he's a pig. Louise: I know he's a pig.

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J.D.: [referring to Darryl] Who's that? Slocum: That's Mrs. Dickinson's husband. J.D.: Well, shit twice and fall back in.

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Thelma: You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya? J.D.: Well I may be an outlaw, darlin', but you're the one stealing my heart.

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Louise: You let her go, you fucking asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your brains all over this nice car. Harlan: [Getting off of Thelma] Easy, we're just having a little fun. Louise: Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun! Harlan: Bitch! I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her! Louise: What did you say? Harlan: I said suck my cock.

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Thelma: Hey Louise, better slow down, I'll just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket. Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything? Louise: No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last God damned crime! Thelma: Oh man! You wouldn'ta believed it, it was like I was doing it all my life, nobody woulda believed it. Louise: Think you found your calling? Thelma: May-be... may-be. [gets up in her seat] The call of the wild!

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Max: You know, the one thing I can't figure out, are these girls real smart or real real lucky? Hal Slocumb: Don't matter. Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out.

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