Quotes

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Dave Campbell: OK, son, take it. Eddie O'Rourke: Is it hard, daddy? Dave Campbell: Nothing of the sort. Eddie O'Rourke: Well, what do I do first? Dave Campbell: Just fiddle around, it'll come to you.

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Holman: [Eddie returns to the White House] What are you doing here? Eddie O'Rourke: I was invited. I've got a right to be here. More so in fact.

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Dave Campbell: Wake up Jean. Jean Campbell: Why? What is it? Dave Campbell: Eddie wants you to undress a girl for him.

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Dave Campbell: [while Jean is crying and hugging Eddie] Tears. I didn't get any of that. I'm just the husband. I got a kiss on the cheek. Jean Campbell: They're going away to the Army to be flyers. Eddie O'Rourke: Now Jean, you knew it. You went with us when we signed up. Jean Campbell: I know, but I didn't think they'd take you. I thought you might have some disease!

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Eddie O'Rourke: Where'd you learn to speak French? Princess Maria: How do you know I can? Eddie O'Rourke: You were speaking it last night. Princess Maria: What did I say? Eddie O'Rourke: I don't know, I couldn't understand you. Part of the time, you thought you were in Paris. Princess Maria: I did. Eddie O'Rourke: Have you traveled in Europe a lot? Princess Maria: I was born there, I didn't come to this country until recently. Eddie O'Rourke: How do you speak English? Princess Maria: I had a very good education. My family insisted I know languages. Eddie O'Rourke: [deadpan] I see.

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Eddie O'Rourke: Don't expect anything out of the ordinary. Princess Maria: [smiles] I won't.

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Princess Maria: Hello, Uncle. Holman: Where have you been? Princess Maria: I've been sleeping. Holman: Where have you been sleeping, Maria? Princess Maria: I took too many pills. The plane turned around and came back. Holman: I found that out. Where did you sleep, Maria? Princess Maria: At the airport. Holman: At the airport? G-Man: That's impossible. I must've gone through the airport twenty times. Holman: Where at the airport? Princess Maria: In the ladies' lounge. G-Man: Ladies' lounge. Holman: Thank you. G-Man: Yes, sir.

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G-Man: I'm glad you're safe, Your Highness. Princess Maria: Thank you. Holman: Your Highness all night in a ladies' lounge. Maria, sometimes I wonder if you realize your position. Princess Maria: I'd like to take a bath uncle. Holman: How do you feel? Princess Maria: I'm alright. Holman: Maybe you've got a cold coming on or something. Princess Maria: No, Uncle.

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Mr. Washburn: Your position in the royal family is most important. You're to have children. If possible, boys. Eddie O'Rourke: Well, that's not a full day's work. What else do I do? Mr. Washburn: Nothing else. Eddie O'Rourke: Nothing? Mr. Washburn: Nothing.

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Mr. Washburn: The next is merely you giving up your American citizenship. Eddie O'Rourke: What's that? Mr. Washburn: You give up your American citizenship. Eddie O'Rourke: That's it. Why? Holman: It's customary in our family. Eddie O'Rourke: It's not customary in my family. Holman: Your family? Eddie O'Rourke: Yes, I've got a family. I didn't grow on a bush. Holman: I don't like your tone of voice, young man. Eddie O'Rourke: I can't help that. Holman: You'll apologize, and immediately. Eddie O'Rourke: Or? Holman: Or? Or, there'll be no marriage. Eddie O'Rourke: I was just coming to that. Holman: What's that? Eddie O'Rourke: I'm not marrying "her highness." Holman: You're not marrying her highness? Mr. Washburn: Let's not be hasty. Perhaps we should discuss this alone. Eddie O'Rourke: No, it's better this way. I'm not giving up any American citizenship. I've never gotten over how lucky I was to be born here in the first place. And I didn't ask any "highness" to get married. I asked a gi

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Eddie O'Rourke: It was wonderful of them to do that. But I'm worried. Princess Maria: Why? Eddie O'Rourke: Well, I know that Supreme Court Judge can't get into any trouble. He's got a life job; they can't fire him. And Mr. Washburn's a pretty big man in the State Department. He's alright. But that guard, who was watching, that I bumped into, he may get into trouble. Princess Maria: That wasn't a guard you bumped into. That was the President. Eddie O'Rourke: The President? Holy Mackerel! I tipped him a buck, and he took it... Princess Maria: Come.