Young Frankenstein

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[After they had sex, the Monster hears the violin, and follows it] Oh. Where you going?...Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shut! [to herself] Oh...I think I love him.

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Student: Dr. Frank... [Dr. Frankenstein gives him a stern look] Fronkensteen. Dr. Frankenstein: Yes? Student: Isn't it true that Darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, by some extraordinary means, it actually began to move with a voluntary motion? Dr. Frankenstein: Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti? Student: Why the worm, sir. Dr. Frankenstein: Yes, it does seem I read something about that incident when I was a student. But, you got to remember that a worm, with very few exceptions, is not a human being. Student: But wasn't that the basis of your grandfather's work? The reanimation of dead tissue? Dr. Frankenstein: [getting annoyed] My grandfather was a very sick man. Student: But as a [air quotes] Fronkensteen, aren't you the least curious about it? Doesn't bringing back to life what was once dead hold any intrigue for you? Dr. Frankenstein: [getting more annoyed] You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind. Dead is dead! Student:

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Igor: Dr. Frankenstein? Dr. Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen." Igor: You're putting me on. Dr. Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen." Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"? Dr. Frankenstein: No..."Frederick." Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"? Dr. Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen." Igor: I see. Dr. Frankenstein: You must be Igor. Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor." Dr. Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor." Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

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Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump. Igor: What hump?

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Inga: Werewolf! Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf? Igor: There. Dr. Frankenstein: What? Igor: There, wolf. There, castle. Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way? Igor: I thought you wanted to. Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to. Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.

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