Hook

Wendy Actress: Boy, why are you crying? Peter Pan Actor: Because I couldn't get my shadow to stick. Besides, I wasn't crying. Drama Teacher: I shall sew it on for you, my little man. It may hurt a little. Wendy Actress: I shall sew it on for you, my little man. It may hurt a little. Peter Pan Actor: What's your name? Wendy Actress: Wendy Moira Angela Darling. What's yours? Peter Pan Actor: Peter Pan. Moira: [whispers to her husband] Watch your daughter. She's wonderful. Peter Banning: Yeah. Moria: [whispers to her husband] She's stealing the show. Wendy Actress: I think it's perfectly sweet of you. Drama Teacher: Louder. Wendy Actress: I think it's perfectly sweet of you. I shall give you a kiss if you like. Don't you know what a kiss is? Peter Pan Actor: I shall, once you give one to me. Now I shall give you a kiss. I don't ever wanna become a man. Yuck. I always wanna be a little boy and to have fun. Kids: [singing] We wanna be like Peter Pan. We don't wanna grow up. Peter Banning: [

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Umpire: Strike three! You're out. Moria: Bluejays, come on! Jack! Come on, Bluejays! Bluejays! Coach: Fire it up! Moira: Where is your father? He's missing it. Maggie: Daddy'll be here. He promised. Peter Banning: Jerry? Jack? Jim: Jim. Peter Banning: I said that. Take the camera. Go to the game ahead of me. Film what I miss. Secretary: Mr. Banning, this is the speech for your grandmother's tribute. Peter Banning: On cards? Secretary: Oh, yes, sir. Peter Banning: Number those. Who wrote it? Secretary: Ned Miller. Peter Banning: I loved his annual report. Read it. Secretary: "Honoured guests, for the past 70 years, the Granny Wendy we honour tonight has given hope and care and life to hundreds of orphans." Peter Banning: Great. Very personal. Maggie: Mommy, where's Daddy? Peter Banning: My briefcase. Brad: Banning. Peter Banning: Well... gotta fly. Secretary: Don't worry. More people crash in cars than plane. Secretary: It's a lot safer to fly than crossing the street. Secretary: Don't

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Plane Captain (Hook): Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, your Captain again. Please do not allow this minor turbulence to disturb you. For now, please sit back, relax. Enjoy the remainder of the flight. Thank you. Maggie: Look what Jack drew. Peter Banning: That's very nice, dear. What's that? Maggie: Fire. Peter Banning: Fire. Really? Is that our plane? Maggie: Yep. Peter Banning: Who are these people? Maggie: That's Jack, that's me, that's Mom and that's you. Peter Banning: Where's my parachute? I won't make it to my next birthday. Moira: You won't die without a phone. Peter Banning: I got the phone in the briefcase. Moria: Talk to him. Peter Banning: Why didn't I have a parachute, Jackie? Jack: Take a wild guess. Peter Banning: Jackie. Jack: Jack. Peter Banning: Will you stop? You can break a window. Jack: They're double-layered. You can't break them. Peter Banning: Give me that. Jack: You're afraid you'll get sucked out. Peter Banning: I'm not afraid of being sucked out. Jack: Yes

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Peter Banning: It's been a long time. Moria: Let's have fun, Peter. London's a magical place for children. It was for us. Peter Banning: Very expensive. Jack, don't do that. You could put someone's eye out. Moria: Maggie. Maggie. Peter, it's number 14. Peter Banning: Oh, 14. Sorry. Moria: What do you say to Granny Wendy? "How do you do?" Peter Banning: Jack, get down from there. You break your leg. Be careful. Maggie: Is Granny Wendy the real, real Wendy from my play? Moria: Yes. Sort of. Peter Banning: No, honey, not really. Jackie, don't be a sloucher. Take that gum out of your mouth. It's time to look our best. First impressions are the most important. Shoes tied. Shirt tucked. You know this. [arriving at Wendy's home, knocks on the door] Remember, you're in England, land of good manners. [the door opens, to old man behind the door] Uncle Tootles. Jack: [chuckles and starts choking and Peter pats his chest out of his gum] Tootles: It's snowing! [slams the door closed on the Bannings

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Granny Wendy: Hello, boy. Peter Banning: Hello, Wendy. Moria: I told you, Gran, I'd get him here, by hook or by crook. Peter Banning: I'm sorry it's been so long between visits. I just- Granny Wendy: It's been 10 years between visits. But never mind. Come and give me a skwoodge. Oh, Moira, Moira, my Moira. Moira. Who is this lovely lady? It can't be Maggie. Maggie: Yes, it can. And know what, Great-Grandma? I just played you at school. Granny Wendy: And don't you just look the part. Can this giant be Jack? How much you've grown in a year. Jack: I'm supposed to tell you about congratulations for opening the orphan hospital and how great the dedication is. Yeah. Granny Wendy: Thank you so very much. Jack: You're welcome. Granny Wendy: Now, there is one rule I insist be obeyed while you are in my house: No growing up. Stop this very instant. And that includes you, Mr. Chairman-of-the-Board Banning. Peter Banning: Sorry, too late, Gran. Granny Wendy: And what's so terribly important about

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Moria: [off-screen] Peter? Peter Banning: What? Moria: [off-screen] Brad's on the line. He says it's urgent! Granny Wendy: Peter, do you like my dress? Peter Banning: Great, Gran. Real nice. Thanks. Hey, Brad. Good news? What? What Sierra Club report? I thought we had these guys. Maggie: He's trying to suck my blood. He drools all over my neck. Peter Banning: What did they find? Moria: That's a portable phone-- Peter Banning: A Cozy Blue Owl? Well, listen. Casualties of evolution. Ask them if anybody misses the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Jack: I do! Boy, do I ever! Wow, you kidding? Peter Banning: Wait a minute. You telling me a 10-inch owl has a 50-mile mating radius? Why don't they just fornicate someplace else? You're telling-- A $5-billion deal is falling apart because of this? Why doesn't somebody just shoot me in the head? Jack: Bang! Bang! Peter Banning: Will everybody just shut up?! Jack: I'm sorry. Peter Banning: Leave me alone for one moment! Moira, get them out of here, will you?! I

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