The Little Rascals

You're alright...you're alright...you're alright...

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Stymie: [takes charge. He picks up his gavel, really a can of beans tied to a stick, and smashes it down on the podium] Gentlemen and gentlemen, I give you our president, Spanky! Spanky: How are you? Nice to see you. [whispering] Your fly's undone. [eventually, he arrives at the podium. He takes a deep breath] Vice president Stymie, lead the men in the Pledge of Our Lesions. Stymie: I, Stymie... Boys: I, Stymie... Stymie: ...Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Boys: Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Stymie: ...Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love. And if I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.

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Buckwheat: Quick! What's the number for 911? Porky: How should I know?

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Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet? Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem. Spanky: It's just a hole in the tent.

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Wood doesn't grow on trees!

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Spanky: Thank you my good man! Mr. Welling: [writing] Six kids, hardworking father, honest and trustworthy. Loan...denied. Spanky: Hello, my good man. Mr. Welling: Gentlemen, uh, have a seat. Spanky: [to Froggy, who is holding him up under the coat] Can we sit down? Froggy: Are you kidding? Spanky: We can't sit down my good man. Mr. Welling: And what may I do for you? Stymie: We wanna take out a hefty loan. Mr. Welling: Course, of course. Do you have an account with us? Stymie: [nods] And how! Mr. Welling: What is your account...number? Spanky: Uh, seven. Mr. Welling: Seven?...seven? Froggy: Try eight. Spanky: Eight? Mr. Welling: Heard enough. [pulls the fake beards on Stymie and Spanky] Spanky and Stymie: Ouch! Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I'd punish you! Mr. Welling: Leave the premises post haste! Spanky: You can't treat people this way, Mister! Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids!

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