Quotes

Dialogue

Kano: Topknot! At the end. What's his name? Kung Pow? Pass me a f***ing egg roll, will ya? [Kung Lao picks up an egg roll with chopsticks] There you go, good boy. [Kung Lao brings the chopsticks to Kano's direction, but takes it back and takes a bite out of it; Jax and Sonya chuckle while Kano is angry] Kung Lao: Maybe you should lay off the egg rolls, seeing how you wouldn't be ready to fight (even) if you had 100 days to train. [Jax and Sonya chuckle again] I'll dumb it down for you... Fat lazy pig. Kano: [angrily] What did you say? Kung Lao: Terrible Fighter. Zero skill. Kano: You got a death wish, mate? Kung Lao: Combat takes intelligence. But you...you're like a dog. A dog who fails his training classes. Kano: Well, how about I take that stupid f***ing sombrero you're wearing and shove it so far up your ass that you start speaking Spanish? How does that sound? Kung Lao: You can try. Kano: I just f***ing might! Liu Kang: Let me ask you this: why would you jeopardize the goodwill of