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You locked me in a closet!

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[whilst training Pendleton in the spacious mansion grounds] This isn't going to work. You're playing football with a bunch of butlers!

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Former owner: He got my team. The son of a bitch got my team. Advisor: What kind of pressure did he use, Milt? Former owner: What I asked for was sixty-seven million, and he said "okay." Advisor: Ruthless bastard.

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Tony: [after ushering the shrieking Mrs. Julia Farnsworth out of her husband's office and, from the doorway] Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Farnsworth. Mrs. Farnsworth saw a mouse. Betty: She just saw a mouse? Tony: No, before. Outside, but she relives it.

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Max: You be the trainer and I'll start on Sunday. Joe: I'm starting against Dallas? What about Jarrett? Max: They don't want to go with Jarrett. They want to go with you. Happy Birthday, Joe!

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Joe: She love me, Mr. Jordan! Mr. Jordan: Joe, you must abide by what is written.

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Joe: Do I... play Polo? Sisk: Not really, sir.

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Bentley: [on the landing of the elegant stairway, near the closet where Mr. Farnsworth and Joe Pendleton meet with Mr. Jordan, invisible to everyone but himself] I noticed there are two cups. Everett: Well, Sisk felt that since Mr. Farnsworth was pretending to talk to someone, he might want to pretend to give him cocoa, too.

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Newspaperman: Mr. Farnsworth, isn't it true an accident in your west coast nuclear plant could stimulate seismic activity in the San Andreas fault, which could destroy most of Southern California? Tony: I think you'd have to define "destroy".