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The Tourist
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Elise Clifton-Ward: I'm Elise. Frank Tupelo: I'm Frank. Elise: That's a terrible name. Frank: (shrugs) It's the only one I've got. Elise: Maybe we can find you another. Frank: Okay.
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Elise: Invite me to dinner, Frank. Frank: What? Frank: Would you like to have dinner? Elise: Women don't like questions. Frank: Join me for dinner. Elise: Too demanding. Frank: Join me for dinner? Elise: Another question. Frank: (thinks for a moment) I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me. Elise: (smiles at him)
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Frank: You're ravenous. Elise: Do you mean ravishing? Frank: I do. Elise: You look ravenous. Frank: I do.
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Frank: (On the phone) Hello? I - I need help. There are two men trying to break down the door! Hotel Manager: What kind of problem do you have with the door, sir? Frank: No, no, no, there are two men with guns trying to break in! (Shots are fired) Uh, gotta go!
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Hotel Manager: Buongiorno, signor. Frank: BON JOVI!
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Policeman: You wish to report a murder? Frank: Attempted murder. Policeman: That's not so serious. Frank: Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
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Elise: Twenty million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose. Frank: You don't like it? Elise: It will do.
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Reginald Shaw: Alexander, is it you? Truly? Frank: Truly. Reginald Shaw: Show me your teeth. (Frank opens his mouth, only showing his teeth) Alexander has crooked teeth. Stained from excessive smoking. Frank: Braces and electronic cigarettes. Reginald Shaw: He has a high forehead. Frank: I had a migraine for two weeks after the remodel. Reginald Shaw: You sound different. Frank: Voice chip implant. Reginald Shaw: No, no. I mean the way you speak. Elise: Yes, that's right. Alexander was English. This man is American. Frank: (with a slight British accent) I've actually gotten so used to the American accent, I find it a tad difficult to go back. Elise: (almost scoffing): That's pathetic. This man is not Alexander Pearce! He's a tourist. Reginald Shaw: A tourist? Elise: Someone I happen to sit next to on a train. Frank: (pointedly) How would a tourist know that you kill every man your wife has ever slept with? Elise: I told him that. Reginald Shaw: (to Elise) You...told a tourist? Frank: W