Friends with Benefits

Taxi Driver: Welcome to New York! Go and fuck a dick! Kayla: Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay.

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Jamie: Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss? Dylan: They do, it's called porn.

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Dylan: Breasts. Jamie: Really? I think they're so tiny. Dylan: They're still breasts. Jamie: Thank you!

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Dylan: Hey, I was thinking of getting some lunch. Do you know a place? Jamie: Are you asking me out? Dylan: Well, I... I'm not asking you out. I'm asking you to show me a restaurant. Jamie: I mean I'm the only friend you have in New York. You don't want to complicate that! Dylan: I know! I'm not asking you out. Jamie: I mean, sure. We'd have fun, roll around. Get into some erotic humiliation fantasy... Dylan: Erotic fan...? Could you just lower... Jamie: ... which would blow up in our faces, end badly. And we'd never speak to each other again! Dylan: I'm not fucking asking you out! I swear to God! Jamie: Okay. You don't like me like that. You don't have to be so mean about it. Dylan: I'm sorry. I didn't... I... Jamie: God, you're such a girl. Come on, it's my treat.

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Jamie: Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment you've ever made? Dylan: It's not. T-Mobile. Two years. And fuck do I regret that one!

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Dylan: I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie. Tommy: Who's that? That headhunter? Dylan: Uh-huh. Tommy: What, you guys going out now? Dylan: No, no, no, we're just friends. We're... messing around a little bit. Tommy: What do you mean? Dylan: Sleeping together. But it's just sex. Tommy: That never works, bro. She's a girl. Sex always means more to them even if they don't admit it. Dylan: Jamie's different. Tommy: Does she have a penis where most girls have a vagina? Dylan: No penis. Tommy: Then she's no different.

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