Arthur

Arthur: Have you ever been on a yacht? Linda: No, is it wonderful? Arthur: It doesn't suck.

Arthur (1981 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Arthur: Hobson, did you see that? Hobson: Yes. Arthur: She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime; girls don't wear ties! Although some do; it's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime. Hobson: Yes; if she murdered the ties it would be the perfect crime. Why are you so happy about all this?

Arthur (1981 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Arthur: He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Linda: Oh, my God! Arthur: Do you think he wants some cheese? Linda: No, I think we're gonna die!

Arthur (1981 film), CC BY-SA 4.0