Quotes

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Dr. Atherton: [flicks an ant off Manley's knee] 24 hour ant. Jerry Manley: They bite? Dr. Atherton: They kill, Mr. Manley. In sufficient numbers.

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Dr. Atherton: What's your specialty, Manley? Jerry Manley: Football.

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Jerry Manley: So how long will it take us to get back to camp? Dr. Atherton: What's the matter? You still worried about dinosaurs?

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Dr. Jennings: In my opinion... Margaret Hollins: In my opinion, Dr. Metcalf isn't aware of the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground

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Henry Beechwood: Bobby here, he's a, he's a Bronco star quarterback. Bobby Beechwood: Hi. Molly Jennings: Hi. Henry Beechwood: I taught him to throw a football before he could walk. I coach the team. Molly Jennings: Nepotism huh? Edna Beechwood: Actually, we're Baptists.

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Molly Jennings: I'm sure you knew exactly what you were doing when you took Margaret off those pills. Dr. Jennings: Like I knew what I was doing when I chose this town... with the country doctor from hell!

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Dr. Jennings: What do you want to bet they're going to go chase fireflies? Bunny: Want to blow up a bullfrog? Shelley: Okay.

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Molly Jennings: What's wrong? Dr. Jennings: Metcalf - he's having a seizure. Molly Jennings: Thank God you didn't examine him this morning.

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Sheriff Parsons: Excuse me. Professor? This is our town exterminator. Delbert McClintock: Delbert McClintock, infestation management. Always nice to meet a collegue. Sheriff Parsons: Now, he believes he came across one of the offending spiders a couple of hours ago. Dr. Atherton: Might you have brought it with you? Delbert McClintock: Actually, he's probably still at the bottom of my shoe. You really can't tell what it is anymore.

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Milt: What could have killed it? Ross: The shock of seeing Lloyd?

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Delbert McClintock: Would anybody object if I tore this floor out? Molly Jennings: I would. Delbert McClintock: False alarm then. Lead on.

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Delbert McClintock: Spiders would find your barn a tad breezy this time of year. In that respect, spiders are a bit like you and me. No, I frankly doubt there are any spiders in your barn. Dr. Jennings: Well, I frankly know there is, Delbert. I saw a web! There is a web in my barn! Delbert McClintock: ...a web would indicate an arachnoid presence.

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Dr. Jennings: Chris, I'm scared to death. Chris Collins: Yeah, we all are, but our brains secrete a neurotransmitter that enables us to deal with them. Dr. Jennings: I don't think I have that particular neurotransmitter.