The Ant Bully

1st Ant: Hey! Hey, what are you doing?! 2nd Ant: Yeah, this is sleeping chamber. Go to sleep! 1st Ant: Don't make me come up there! Zoc: [Insincerely] I'm so sorry. But I must have the final ingredient for my potion. Now, what's more important? Me completing my life's work for the salvation of the colony, which includes you guys, or your sleep? 1st Ant: Sleep. I'm going to sleep. 2nd Ant: Yeah, the second one. Zoc: Well, then I shall try to be very quiet. Clacktiel! 1st Ant: That's it! I'm coming up there! Zoc: Fire crystals! At last! The final ingredient

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Lucas: No, no. Cut it out. Steve: Dogpile. Ant: It's the destroyer. Steve: Atomic wedgie? And a clean break. [Lucas' underwear snaps. Kids cheer] Lucas: Come on, man, I'm running out of underwear. Steve: What you gonna do about it huh? Nothing. Because I'm big and you're small. Nicky: Yeah, cause he's big and you're small. Steve: [punches Nicky in the arm] Hey! Quit repeating everything I say. Nicky: I was just adding a little emphasis, dude. Ow, man, why you gotta be hating?

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Doreen Nickle: Tiffany? Lucas? We're leaving now. Lucas, all the numbers are on the fridge. Lucas, what are you doing back there? Why didn't you answer? Are you all right, sweetie? Lucas Nickle: I'm fine. I was just playing with my friends. Doreen Nickle: I don't know. Maybe we shouldn't go on vacation. Fred Nickle: Come on, it's our big wedding anniversary. We're going to Puerto Vallarta. And I gotta spend a little quality time with the mamacita. Lucas Nickle: Don't cancel your vacation just because of me. I can solve my own problems. Doreen Nickle: Problems? What problems? Does it have anything to do with why I can't find your underwear? Lucas Nickle: No! Doreen Nickle: Bedwetting is nothing to be ashamed of, Peanut. Lucas Nickle: What? Just stop it, Mom! I don't have any problems except for you treating me like a baby. Doreen Nickle: Peanut... Lucas Nickle: And stop calling me that! Just go away and leave me alone.

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Zoc: I, Zoc, call upon the elements: the wind that blows, rain that falls, fire that burns! Deliver your awesome power and transform my potion! Clacktiel! Hova: [clapping for Zoc] Yay! That was great, sweetie! I loved the smoke effect! [To Spindle] Didn't you, Spindle? Zoc: Craznocks! [To fire crystal] Yyyoouu.... ROCK! Curse upon your children! Hova: I don't think rocks have children, honey. Zoc: [Throws fire crystal to the ground; sulkily] They won't now. Hova: Okay, what's the matter? Zoc: Hova, the potion is supposed to change color! It's not changing color! IT'S NOT CHANGIN' COLOR!! [Grabs two more fire crystals] I call upon the wind, rain, et cetera, transform my potion and Clacktiel!! Zoc: UUURRRRRGGGGGGGHHH!! [he angrily bangs them against each other a few more times] CLACKTIEL!! CLACKTIEL!! TICK-CLACKITY-CLACK!! Hova: Maybe you're pronouncing it wrong? Zoc: How could I pronounce it wrong? I made it up!

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Hova: Well, hello there. Lucas: AAAAAAAARGH!! Hova: You know, there's a million things I wanna ask you. When were you hatched? Are you... are you male or female? And how do you tell the difference? Is it-- [looking down at Lucas] Oh. Uh... is that how? Lucas: [yelps] Hey, stop peeking, or... or I'll stomp on you! Hova: Oh, uh-huh? Well, I wouldn't if I were you. You see, I'm the only friend you've got. Lucas: Aah! You're gonna eat me! Hova: You know, now that you mention it, you do look soft and chewy. But, ahem, I promised the Queen I wouldn't. Lucas: Um... cross your heart? Hova: What? Oh, all right. [crosses her abdomen, where her heart is] Cross my heart, I will not eat you. Lucas: I said "cross your heart", not your butt! Hova: I just did! See? [does it again] There, did it again. Strange custom...

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Fugax: Red one, Blech! Kreela: What are you doing?! Why aren't you taking the red ones?! Fugax: Well, it's quite simple, sugar-lips: I hate the red ones. Kreela: Well, I loooove the red ones! Fugax: Hate them! Kreela: I love them! Fugax: Hate, hate, hate! Kreela: Love them! Fugax: Hate! Kreela: Love them!! Fugax: Admit it, you find me attractive! Kreela: WHAT?! Fugax: Oh, how you tease me with that sweet talk!! [barks at her slovenly] Kreela: Oh, you want some sweet talk?! [grabs Fugax by the antennas] Because I'll give you some sweet talk! Now grab a red one before I pull these off! Fugax: WHOA, I NEED THOSE!!

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