Eureka

Zoe Carter: Listen-- dog. Jack Carter: No, you listen, home girl-- Zoe: [pointing] No, dog!

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Zoe: What if you don't make it back? I'll be stuck in here like those guys in the plane who had to eat each other. Carter: You're right. Zoe: I know. Carter: Here. Here's some ketchup. Start at your feet, work your way up.

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Carter: How long've you been in the tow business? Henry Deacon: Oh, I don't do this for a living, I do this for fun! I just always liked fixing things. I was, uh, an engineer, back in the day. Carter: As in trains? Henry: Space shuttles.

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Beverly Barlowe: Will your wife be joining you? Carter: My wife? Oh, umm. [holds up hand with ring] Not likely. We're separated. Beverly: Was it the sex? Carter: Excuse me? Beverly: Well, it's a common problem in long term relationships. People get bored, they want to experiment sexually, and they don't know how to express their needs. Carter: Well, not that sharing my sex life with a total stranger doesn't sound like loads of fun, uh, at the moment my needs are a nap and a shower.

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Carter: Deputy, where is the sheriff? Jo Lupo: Can't you see I'm busy? Carter: Ummm... Honestly? Jo: You wanna know where the sheriff is? He's out on police business. Which is where I should be, instead of babysitting Felon Spice here. Zoe: Hey! Jo: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna stop doing your job, and start doing mine.

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Carter: What're you doing out of your cell? Zoe: I'm getting take-out for me and Jo. Turns out we have a lot in common. Carter: Like what? Zoe: Like fighting an oppressive patriarchal society to express our feminine power.

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