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[narrating] And that was just the beginning. Headquarters only got more crowded from there.

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Bill: Here we go, all right, open. Joy: Hm, this looks new. Fear: Think it's safe? Sadness: What is it? Bill: Aah... [inches the broccoli towards Riley] Disgust: [enters the screen] Okay, caution! There is a dangerous smell, people. [notices the broccoli] Hold on, what is that? Joy: [narrating] This is Disgust. She basically keeps Riley from being poisoned, physically and socially. Disgust: That is not brightly colored or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on, guys...It's BROCCOLI! [gags and presses a button] Little Riley: Yucky! [flips the bowl of broccoli, getting some on Bill's face, and adding a disgusting memory] Disgust: [proudly] Well, I just saved our lives. [the other three sigh in relief] Yeah, you're welcome. Bill: Riley, if you don't eat your dinner, you're not going to get any dessert. Anger: [looks up from his newspaper titled "The Mind Reader", the headlines saying "NO DESSERT!"] Wait, did he just say we couldn't have dessert? [puts the paper down and begins stomping towards t

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Joy: [narrating] And that's it. We love our girl. She's got great friends and a great house...things couldn't be better. After all, Riley's 11 now. What could happen? [cuts outside to the house; a SOLD sign is implanted into the ground; she is shocked] What? Anger, Fear, Sadness and Disgust: [looked left] AAAAH! [Joy looks right. a moving truck shuts with the family’s stuff in it. they looked right] AAAAH! [Joy looks left. the truck drives away] Joy: Okay, not what I had in mind. Anger, Fear, Sadness and Disgust: [shocked and stunned] AAAAAHHH!!

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Bill: Ah, sorry. Hold on. [puts down Riley and Jill and answers his cellphone] Hello? Joy: [disappointed] Wait, what? Bill: You're kidding. Ah, stall for me. I'll be right there. The investors were supposed to show up on Thursday, not today! [to Jill] I gotta go. Jill: It's okay. We get it. Bill: You're the best. Thanks, hon. [briefly kisses her and waves good-bye to Riley] See you, sweetie. [walks out the door, leaving Riley visibly upset] Fear: Dad just... left us. Sadness: Oh, he doesn't love us anymore. That's sad. I-I should drive, right? [reaches to touch the console, but Joy suddenly stops her with her arm; the other emotions (including Sadness) look at her in shock, much to Fear's own] Joy, what are you doing? Joy: [nervously] Uh, just give me one second. You know what I realized? [grabs a recent happy memory and puts it on the projector] Riley hasn't had lunch! Remember? Riley: [brightening herself up] Hey, I saw a pizza place down the street. Maybe we could try that. Jill: Pi

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Joy: Wait. What? What happened? Fear: She did something to the memory. Joy: What did you do? Sadness: I just touched it. Joy: That shouldn't make it change. [tries to fix the memory back to gold yellow, but it stays blue] Fear: Change it back, Joy! Joy: I'm trying! Anger: You can't change it back? Joy: No, I guess I can't. Disgust: Good going, Sadness. Now when Riley thinks of that moment with Dad, she's gonna feel sad. Bravo.

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[stops Sadness from touching a core memory and turn it blue] Sadness, you nearly touched a core memory. And when you touch them, we can't change them back!

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Joy: Well, I have to practice. And I don't think of it as playing so much as hugging. Okay! First day of school! Very, very exciting! I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is! Fear! [Fear gasps] I need a list of all the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school. Fear: Way ahead of you there. Joy: Disgust, make sure Riley stands out today. But also blends in. Disgust: [confidently] When I'm through, Riley will look so good, the other kids will look at their own outfits and barf. Joy: [talking to herself] "Joy." "Yes, Joy?" "You'll be in charge of the console, keeping Riley happy all day long. And may I add I love your dress. It's adorable." "Oh, this old thing? Thank you so much. I love the way it twirls." [runs up to the window and waves at the Train of Thought as it passes through, in normal voice again] Train of Thought! Right on schedule! Anger, unload the daydreams. I ordered extra in case things get slow in class. Anger: Might come in handy, i

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Sadness: Wait, Joy, you could get lost in there! Joy: Think positive! Sadness: Okay. I'm positive you will get lost in there! That's Long-Term Memory. An endless warren of corridors and shelves. I read about it in the manuals. Joy: The manuals? [it dawns on her] The manuals! You read the manuals! Sadness: Yeah. Joy: So you know the way back to Headquarters! Sadness: I-I guess. Joy: [does a happy little dance and giggles excitedly] You are my map. Let's go, lead on, my map! Show me where we're going! Sadness: [attempts to sit up] Okay, only... [falls back down] I'm too sad to walk, just give me a few...hours... [Joy rolls her eyes and grabs Sadness by the foot, dragging her into Long-Term Memory] Oh! Joy: Which way, left? Sadness: Right. [Joy turns right] No, I mean "go left", I said left is right, like, "correct". Joy: Okay. [drags Sadness the opposite direction] Sadness: This actually feels kind of nice. Joy: Okay! Here we go! We'll be back to Headquarters before morning! This'll be e

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Jill's Sadness: Did you guys pick up on that? Jill's Joy: Sure did. Jill's Disgust: Mmm-hmm. Something's wrong. Jill's Anger: Should we ask her? Jill's Sadness: Let's probe. But keep it subtle, so she doesn't notice. Jill: So, how was the first day of school? Anger: She's probing us. Disgust: I'm done. [shoves Fear in front of the console] You pretend to be Joy. Fear: What? Okay. Um, hmm. Riley: It was fine, I guess. I don't know. Disgust: Oh, very smooth. That was just like Joy. Jill's Anger: Something is definitely going on. Jill's Disgust: She's never acted like this, before. What should we do?

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Bill: Ah! So... Riley, how was school? All: Aw, Seriously? You gotta be kidding me! Jill's Anger: For this, we gave up that Brazilian helicopter pilot?! Anger: Move! I'll be Joy. Riley: School was great, alright?! Jill: Riley, is everything okay? Riley: Argh... Bill's Fear: Sir, she just rolled her eyes at us. Bill's Anger: What is her deal? Alright, make a show of force. I don't wanna have to put the foot down. Bill's Fear: No, not the foot! Bill: [sternly] Riley, I do not like this new attitude. Anger: Oh, I'll show you attitude, old man! Fear: No, no, no, stay happy! [Anger punches Fear away] Riley: [angrily] What is your problem?! Just leave me alone! Bill's Fear: Sir, reporting high level of sass. Bill's Anger: Take it to DefCon 2. Bill's Fear: Your heard that gentlemen. DefCon 2! Bill: [sternly] Listen, young lady, I don't know where this disrespectful attitude came from... Anger: You wanna piece of this, pops?! Come and get it! Riley: Yeah? Well, well... Bill's Anger: Here it co

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Joy: Hey! Bring those back! Worker Paula: They're in the dump. Nothing comes back from the dump. Worker Bobby: Yeah. Look, lady, this is our job, okay? Worker Paula: When Riley doesn't care about a memory, it fades. Joy: Fades? Worker Paula: Happens to the best of them. Worker Bobby: [grabs a happy memory] Yeah, except for this bad boy. This one will never fade. [the aforementioned memory contains the annoying TripleDent Gum jingle] Singers: TripleDent Gum will make you smile... Joy: [shocked] The song from the gum commercial? Worker Bobby: You know, sometimes we send that one up to Headquarters for no reason! Worker Paula: It just plays in Riley's head over and over again, like a million times! Worker Bobby: Let's watch it again! [rewinds the memory, and the Memory Workers sing along to the jingle] TripleDent Gum will make you smile... Joy: Yeah, I know. We all know the song. Okay, yeah, real catchy, okay. Worker Bobby: Hey, what do you think? Should we do it? Worker Paula: Yeah! Work

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Joy: His rocket makes us yell Hooray. Joy, Bing Bong: Bing Bong, Bing Bong! Sadness: [to Bing Bong] What exactly are you supposed to be? Bing Bong: You know, it's unclear. I'm mostly cotton candy. But shape-wise, I'm part cat, part elephant, part dolphin. Joy: Dolphin? Bing Bong: [imitates a dolphin, with his trunk folded to resemble a dolphin's snout] You got to remember. When Riley was 3, animals were all the rage. The cow goes "meow", the horse goes "oink". That's all people talked about back then. Joy: Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's true. What are you doing out here? Bing Bong: Well, there's not much call for imaginary friends lately. So I, you know... [taps his fingers a bit, then sulks] Joy: Hey, hey. Don't be sad. Tell you what. When I get back up to Headquarters, I'll make sure Riley remembers you. Bing Bong: [cheering up] You will? Joy: Of course! She'd love that! Bing Bong: [laughs happily] This is the greatest day of my life! [does his happy dance, but pulls a muscle and sits do

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Jill: Riley, what's wrong? Riley: Let's go! Jill: You're not going to finish tryouts?! Riley: What's the point? Jill: Hey, it will be all right. Let's just- Riley: Stop saying everything will be all right! Joy: Hockey!? Oh, no, no, she loves hockey. She can't give up hockey. Bing Bong, we have to get to that station. Bing Bong: Sure thing. This way, just past Graham Cracker Castle. Hey, that's weird. Graham Cracker Castle used to be right here. I wonder why they moved. Well, that's...odd. I would have sworn Sparkle Pony Mountain was right here. Hey, What's going on. Joy: Yeah, yeah. I don't know. We'll have to come back. Bing Bong: Princess Dream World! Oh, no. The stuffed Animal Hall of Fame! My rocket! Wait! Riley and I, we're still using the that rocket! It still has some song power left! [Starts chanting] Who's your friend who likes to play? [stops chanting] No! No, no, no. NO, You can't take my rocket to the dump! Riley and I are going to the moon! Riley can't be done with me. [si

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Disgust: On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this day an "F". Anger: [throws down a copy of "The Mind Reader" with the headline, "RILEY QUITS HOCKEY!"] Well, why don't we quit standing around and do something? [kicks a chair] Disgust: Like what, genius? Fear: [walking towards the recall tube with a suitcase] Like quitting! That's what I'm doing. Sure, it's the coward's way out, but this coward's gonna survive! [the tube closes around him, but he clogs it up and the massive amount of memory orbs force it open and he lands back down on the floor] Disgust: Emotions can't quit, genius! [Fear has accidentally swallowed a disgusting memory and spits it up, making Disgust recoil] Ugh! I thought we were supposed to be keeping Riley happy! Anger: Wait a minute, wait a minute! [runs over to the idea shelves] Ah-ha! [grabs a bulb, and laughs] Fear: What is it? Anger: Oh, nothing. Just the best idea ever. Disgust: What? Anger: All the good Core Memories were made in Minnesota. Ergo, we go back to Minnes

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Jangles the Clown: Who's the birthday <big>GIRL?!</big> Fear: <big>AAH!!</big>

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Disgust: [walking into Headquarters, sleepy along with Anger thanks to Riley waking up from a nightmare] What is going on? Anger: He did it again! Fear: [curled up in a fetal position under the control panel] We were at school, and we were naked, and there was a dog, and his back half was chasing him, and then we saw Bing Bong...! Anger: You idiot! It was a dream! This is ridiculous! [stomps toward the idea shelves] We can't even get a good night's sleep anymore. [picks up the idea bulb that he had planned to use] Time to take action. Stupid Mom and Dad. If they hadn't moved us, none of this would've happened. Who's with me? [glances over to Fear] Fear: [stammers a bit] No, no, no, no, no. Disgust: Yeah. Let's do it. Anger: She took it. There's no turning back. Disgust: So how are we going to get to Minnesota from here? Anger: [sarcastically] Well, why don't we go down to the elephant lot and rent an elephant? Fear: Hey, that sounds nice. Anger: WE'RE TAKING THE BUS, NITWIT! [Fear winc

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Bing Bong: Joy? Joy, what are you doing? Would ya stop it, please? [Joy ignores his please and keeps trying to get out, once again, to no avail.] DON'T YA GET IT, JOY?! WE'RE STUCK DOWN HERE! WE'RE FORGOTTEN! Riley: [in the memory orb] We... used to play tag... and stuff... [Joy walks over to the memory and holds it somberly] But... everything is different now. Since we moved... [the memory keeps playing the "video" of Riley's emotional breakdown at school. Joy keeps staring at the memory orb, in complete helpless despair. She sits down and begins to tear up. The sound of a discarded memory of Riley happily coloring as a toddler begins to play next to Joy, who picks it up and looks at it with a sad smile] Joy: [tearing up] Do you remember how she used to stick her tongue out when she was coloring? [continues to fight back tears as she picks up another memory orb, this time of a younger Riley telling a story to a ladybug] I could listen to her stories, all day... [picks up another memor

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Joy: Whoo-hoo! Bing Bong, we did it! We... Bing Bong? [hurries to the edge of the cliff and looks down at Bing Bong still in the dump] Bing Bong! Bing Bong: Ha-ha-ha! You made it! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Go! Go save Riley! Ha-ha-ha! <small>Take her to the moon for me... okay?</small> [smiles and waves at Joy, and then fades] Joy: [hangs her head sadly, about to cry again] I'll try, Bing Bong. I promise.

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Sadness: Joy! Joy: Hang on! Fear: Oh, I wish Joy was here. Disgust: It's Joy! Anger: Stand back! [tries to smash the window open with a chair, but it bounces off] Disgust: [sarcastically] That worked. Anger: <span style="color:red">Well, what would you do if you're so smart?!</span> Disgust: [gets an idea] I'd tell you, but you're too dumb to understand. Anger: <big>WHAT?!</big> Disgust: Of course your tiny brain is confused! Guess I'll just have to dumb it down to your level! [the top of Anger's head starts to get brighter and hotter] Sorry I don't speak idiot as well as you, but let me try! [makes a weird face] Duh... Fear: Oh, thank goodness, you're back! Disgust: Do your things, we really messed up. Anger: We found this idea. Fear: We were just trying to make happy memories. Joy: Sadness, It's up to you. Sadness: Me? Disgust, Fear, & Anger: [baffled] Sadness? (Why her?) Sadness: I can't, Joy. Joy: Yes, you can. Riley needs you. Riley: [realizes what she's doing] Wait! Stop! I want

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Bill's Fear: She loved the face painting! [high-fives with Bill's Anger] Bill's Anger: Ha! Told you it was a great idea. Jill's Anger: Best idea he's had in a while. Jill's Sadness: He's a really good guy.

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[narrating] We've been through a lot lately, that's for sure. But we still love our girl. She has great new friends, a great new house...things couldn't be better. After all, Riley's 12 now. What could happen?

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Teacher: And who can tell me what year San Francisco was founded? Anyone? Jordan. Jordan: [off-screen] Uhh… Teacher's Disgust: How much more of this? Teacher's Sadness: Five months, two weeks, and four days until summer vacation. Teacher's Joy: Then it's off to the Bahamas with you-know-who! [presses a button on the panel, bringing in the same memory of the Brazilian helicopter pilot Jill Andersen had] Troy: [to a customer] Have a nice day. Troy's Disgust: What are we mad about? Troy's Anger: I don't know, whatever Troy's mad about. Troy's Disgust: What's Troy mad about? Troy's Anger: I don't know. Cool Girl: I know. Totally. Cool Girl's Fear: We're a total fraud! Do you think they can see through us?! Cool Girl's Anger: Of course not! We're wearing eyeshadow! Cool Girl's Sadness: Being cool is so exhausting. Jangles: Who's the birthday girl? Huh? Hey! Hello? Jangles' Joy: Six years of drama school for this?