Happiest Season

Abby: What are you doing on your phone? John: I'm sorry, I left a gentleman alone in my apartment so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves. Abby: You're tracking him? John: Yeah, I track everybody. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

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Abby: You can be totally honest with me. Like, about anything. Seriously. I can take it. Harper: Okay. Then you should know that it is very difficult to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you.

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Abby: I am so excited. I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet everyone. I haven't had a family Christmas in 10 years. Also, a fact you don't know about me - I'm actually very good with parents. Harper: Okay, there's something that we should talk about before we get to my parent's house. Abby: What is it? Harper: Do you remember this summer when I came out to my parents and told them we were together and they took it really well? Abby: Yeah. Harper: Okay, well that wasn't entirely accurate. Abby: They didn't take it well? Harper: No! No, no... um, I didn't tell them. Harper: I was going to, and then Dad told us that he was running for mayor, and it just didn’t feel like the right time, and then now he’s trying to get the support of this donor, and our whole Christmas is about impressing this person, which is stressing my mom out even more than usual, and I just‐‐ I know that if I tell them now, their reaction is gonna be colored by all this other stress, and I‐I’m sorry, I don’t think t

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Abby: So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right? Sloane: No. We create curated gift experiences inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels. Eric: Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. She has impeccable taste. Sloane: Oh, no, honey, you have the eye. Abby: That sounds great. Sloane: Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. Paltrow. Goop picked us up, and sales have been through the roof ever since.

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Harper: When I saw that mess upstairs, I knew my mom would be busy for the next two hours. Abby: What do you want to do for two hours? Harper: [playfully leads Abby to the bed] I don't know!

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Harper: Tonight wasn't the best. Abby: Yeah, but we got through it. Harper: You know, you're right. You are really good with parents. Abby: You think they like me? Harper: Definitely! Abby: You think they like me as much as they love Connor? Harper: Oh no. No, no, but they don't even really like me that much, so... Harper: I love you. Abby: I love you.

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