Short Cuts

[walks in on his parents having sex] Silly daddy, sleeping on mommy.

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Howard Finnigan: Hey Jer, how goes the war? Jerry Kaiser: Bad guys are winning, sir.

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Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore! Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more! I'm not taking you back! Earl Piggot: I'm not COMING back! Doreen Piggot: Slobbering over Honey like that. It was so embarrassing... Earl Piggot: I never touched Honey! Doreen Piggot: I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her!

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Claire Kane: [Stuart has just returned from his fishing trip] Your hands stink. Stuart Kane: [sniffs his fingers] Kinda smells like pussy, don't you think? Claire Kane: [laughs, smacks him on the shoulder] I hate that. Go wash your hands. Stuart Kane: Smells like a rainbow to me!

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Dr. Ralph Wyman: Tell me about that night with Mitchell Andersen. Marian Wyman: There's nothing to tell. Dr. Ralph Wyman: Alright, then tell me about nothingness! I'd like to hear a complete account of nothing!

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Marian Wyman: Are you cheating, Ralph? Dr. Raplh Wyman: No, Marian. You cheat. Remember?

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