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Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys. Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men! Lord Crumb: [Sniffing on bowl of alien vomit produced by Robert] Mmmhh, exquisite bouquet, Robert! Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!

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Derek: [on the radio] I think you better kill him Barry. Barry: Jeez, he could be Ministry of Works or something. Derek: Nah, he's moving too fast.

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Barry: Why can't aliens be friendly? Derek: There's no glowing fingers on these bastards. We've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands. Like a... like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons. They've wiped out a small town for starters, it's my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time. Christchurch, Wellington... Barry: Auckland? Derek: Yeah, well that wouldn't be so bad.

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Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it? Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

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Frank: Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy. Barry: Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.

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Barry: What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank? Frank: Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.

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Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet. Barry: And the moon. Frank: Yeah, and the moon.

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Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do! Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?