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Tom Chaney: A gun will say a whole lot quick! Tom Chaney: Everything happens to me, and now I'm shot by a child! Colonel Stonehill: Most people around here know of Rooster Cogburn and some people live to regret it. I would not be surprised to learn that he is a relative of yours. Colonel Stonehill: I just received word that a young girl fell head first down a fifty foot well on the Towson Road. I thought perhaps it was you. Moon: He never played me false until he killed me. Mexican Bob: My wounds healed by themselves - from the inside!

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Attorney: How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn? Rooster: I never shot nobody I didn't have to. Attorney: That was not the question. How many? Rooster: Uh, shot, or killed? Attorney: Oh, let us restrict it to killed, so that we may have a manageable figure! Rooster: Well, twelve to fifteen, stopping men in flight and defending myself. Attorney: Twelve to fifteen? So many that you cannot keep an accurate count! I have examined the record, Mr. Cogburn. A much more accurate figure is available. Come now — how many? Rooster: Counting them two Whartons… twenty-three. Attorney: Twenty-three men in four years. That makes about six men a year! Rooster: It's a dangerous business.

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Moon: Oh, my leg hurts! Rooster: I'll bet it do, sonny-boy. Now you just sit right still so it don't bleed so much. Quincy: I don't know any Ned Pepper. What's he look like? Rooster: Short, feisty fella. He's got a messed-up lower lip. I shot him in it. Quincy: In the lip? What was you aiming at? Rooster: His upper lip.

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Rooster: What we want to do is get them inside that dugout. I'll shoot the last man through the door, and then we'll have 'em over a barrel! La Boeuf: You'll shoot them without a call? Rooster: Well, it'll give 'em to know our intentions is serious! [La Boeuf & Mattie give him disapproving glares] Aw, well, I'll holler down after I shoot and see if any of 'em want to be taken alive — but when they won't, we'll shoot 'em as they come out the door.

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Mattie: [drinking water from river near camp] That tastes like iron! La Boeuf: You're lucky to be where water's so handy. I've seen the time I've drank out of a filthy hoofprint and I was glad to get it. Rooster: If ever I meet one of you Texas waddies who ain't drunk from a hoofprint, I think I'll… I'll shake their hand, or buy them a Daniel Webster cigar! [he looks over La Boeuf's horse] How long you boys down there been mounted on sheep? La Boeuf: Go ahead and have your little joke. But I'll tell you one thing: that little fella there will still be running when that big American stud of yours is winded and collapsed. Rooster: Ha — sheep! Heh, heh…

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Rooster: Boots, I got Hayes and some youngster outside, along with Moon and Quincy. I want you to bury 'em. Boots: They're dead? Rooster: Well, I wouldn't want you to bury 'em if they wasn't!

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Mattie: I'm here to take you back to Fort Smith and hang you! Chaney: And I think I will not go. Now how do you like that? Mattie: Well, there's a posse of officers up the hill who'll force you to go! Chaney: How many officers? Mattie: I'd say right around fifty — and they mean business! So you just walk up that hill right in front of me. Chaney: I believe I'll oblige those officers to come after me. Mattie: If you refuse to go with me, I'll have to shoot you. Chaney: Is that so? Well, you better cock your piece. [Mattie pulls back the lever on the revolver to load it. She doesn't pull it all the way.] All the way back, until it locks! Mattie: [cocks revolver properly] I know how to do it. Now you mean to say that you won't go with me on your own free will? Chaney: You just got it the other way around, now you will follow me! Chaney: I didn't think you'd do it! Rooster: [From the top of the hill] Sis! Where are you! Mattie: I'm down here! I got Chaney! Chaney: I just didn't think

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Rooster: Where's the girl, Ned? Ned: She was in wonderful health when last I saw her. I can't answer for her now. Rooster: You'll answer for her now! Where is she? La Boeuf: [from far off, in outlaw camp] Rooster, make a run for it! I've got Mattie! Chaney too! Ned: Well, Rooster, will you give us the road? I have business elsewhere. Rooster: Farrell, you and your brother stand clear. I've got no interest in you today. Stand clear and you won't get hurt. Harold: Cock-a-doodle-doo! [other outlaws laugh] Ned: What's your intention, Rooster? You think one on four is a dog-fall? Rooster: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned, or see you hanged at Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be? Ned: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! Rooster: Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

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Mattie: Help me! Please help me! I'm in the pit! There's a snake down here, and skeletons! Chaney: [leaning head over edge of pit] I warrant there'll be another one before long — a little, spindly one! How do you like it? Mattie: [sobbing hysterically] Oh, help me, help me… please, HELP ME! Chaney: You say you don't like it?