The Wedding Planner

Geri: Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you. Muah. Penny: Oh no! Darn it, I just remembered that I... I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her um change her fax cartridge tonight... because she's going out of town tomorrow... on an African safari! Bert: Girl asks you to dance, you dance. Massimo: You long for him the way I long for you. Massimo: You need to learn the patience. Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love.

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Salvatore: Maria, you remember Massimo. Dottie: Mud did him good. Massimo: The last time I see you, you were scrawny and ugly and your head was too big for your body. Mary: How nice. Thank you.

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Steve: Now talk to me. How are you feeling? Are you experiencing any dizziness, nausea, difficulty breathing? Mary: The breathing thing rings a bell. Then again, you are on top of me, cutting off my air supply.

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Little Girl 1: Yup, she's dead all right. Little Girl 2: You think she's going to heaven? Little Boy: Definitely. She's got the cleanest toes I've ever seen!

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Mary: Where am I? Little Girl 1: You're at the Children's Ward of St. Vincent's Hospital. I'm your doctor. Try not to talk. Mary: My god. I'm paralyzed! I'm paralyzed! Little Boy: If you're moving your arms and legs, you're clearly not paralyzed.

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Steve: You can take this off now. (removes neck brace) Oh, you've got a big neck. Mary: I have a big neck!? Steve: Don't get me wrong. It's a fine neck. It's just that, I haven't had a patient over the age of six in three years. Mary: (sees bandaged hand) What happened to your hand? Steve: My hand. You fell on it with your big neck.

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