Casino Royale

Piper: Excuse me. Are you Richard Burton? Evelyn Tremble: No, I'm Peter O'Toole! Piper: Then you're the finest man that ever breathed.

Casino Royale (1967 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Mata Bond: [In front of 10 Downing Street] Oh, Daddy, I do so long to meet him. All the girls do. He really turns me on! Sir James Bond: Did that finishing school teach you to talk like that? Mata Bond: No, I taught them. Oh, do be a pet, Daddy. Sir James Bond: Be a good girl, do run along and watch the changing of the guard. Mata Bond: I bet Mummy would have taken me in. Sir James Bond: Mummy took everyone in.

Casino Royale (1967 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Sir James Bond: You better bring me up to date. Who is on what assignment? Hadley: Well, it's not a very happy picture, sir. Sir James Bond: [Looking at a map] Why all the black flags there? Hadley: They've been liquidated, I'm afraid, sir. Our Finland, stabbed to death in a ladies sauna bath, sir. Our Madrid, burned in a blazing bordello, sir. And, Tokyo, sir, garroted in a geisha house. Sir James Bond: It's depressing that the words "secret agent" have become synonymous with "sex maniac."

Casino Royale (1967 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

The Detainer: You're crazy. You are absolutely crazy! Jimmy Bond: People called Einstein crazy. The Detainer: That's not true. No one ever called Einstein crazy. Jimmy Bond: Well, they would have if he'd carried on like this.

Casino Royale (1967 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Frau Hoffner: Hmmm, it is little Otto. He was one of your mother's lovers. We often find him lying around. Mata Bond: Is he dead? Frau Hoffner: Hard to tell. He always looked like that.

Casino Royale (1967 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Vesper Lynd: Mr Evelyn Tremble? Evelyn Tremble: Yes, that's right. Vesper Lynd: Isn't Evelyn a girl's name? Evelyn Tremble: No, it's mine, actually.

Casino Royale (1967 film), CC BY-SA 4.0