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Suzanne Stone: Good evening, from the WWEN Weather Center! Ed Grant: [to himself, confused] Weather Center?

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Suzanne Stone: I'm planning to start this exercise class so I can get rid of a few pounds myself. Joe Maretto: [chuckles] From where? Your feet? [wife Angela laughs] Suzanne Stone: On TV, the camera adds five pounds.

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Angela Maretto: [about Larry] He sure is great with those kids. Suzanne Stone: He's gotta stop eating that junk. He's getting a rubber tire around him. Angela Maretto: He'll make a wonderful father someday. Suzanne Stone: He calls them love handles. I call them flab. Angela Maretto: What about you? Suzanne Stone: [horrified] Me? You think I look fat? Angela Maretto: No! What about the idea of kids? That's what I mean. Suzanne Stone: Well, I love kids. I absolutely love them, but a woman in my field with a baby has two strikes against her. Say I'm in New York. Angela Maretto: [confused] New York? Suzanne Stone: Well, for instance. And I'm suddenly called on some foreign assignment, like a royal wedding or a revolution in South America. You can't run from place to place with your crew following and conduct serious interviews with a big, fat stomach. Or say you've already had the baby, and you've got this blubber, these boobs out to here. It's just so gross.

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Suzanne Stone: [to Lydia in the dressing room] Well, you grow up, you know? You think it's all gonna be like a fairytale. Like you're Sleeping Beauty, and along comes this Prince Charming, and he looks at you, and it's night time, and he smiles at you and kisses you. Lydia Mertz: Yeah, I - I know that story. Suzanne Stone: And then... then you wake up... and it's daylight... and you look at him. It's just when you work all day, trying to perfect yourself and create something meaningful, you expect some support. Does anyone ever say "Did you have a good shoot today?" or "How's the editing going?" or anything of that nature? Lydia Mertz: I guess not. Suzanne Stone: No. I mean, the point is... Larry is a nice guy, you know? But he just doesn't know a thing about television.

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Russel Hines: [about Suzanne and her husband Larry] I bet he jumps her all the time, you know? Like after dinner, just bang, right on the kitchen table. Fucking during even. Jimmy Emmett: Yeah. Maybe both. Russel Hines: Those skinny bitches, they can't get enough of it. They're always wanting it. That's a medical fact. Jimmy Emmett: Yeah. Russel Hines: It's because the nerves in their body are all bunched up in their snatch. You know what I mean? They're all right up in there, so they're all whack.

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Lydia Mertz: [about Jimmy] He says that he needs to see you and that he's dying of love. Suzanne Stone: Ughhh! Tell him to call a doctor. Lydia Mertz: And Russell wants his money, and his CDs. Suzanne Stone: Really? Well, you tell Russell if he doesn't keep his mouth shut, he's gonna be playing his goddamn CDs in the gas chamber!