Quotes

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Kate: Get up. Wait for Mrs. Kingsley and the prefects. Poppy: Screw them! Poppy: That is physical abuse! I'm calling my lawyer! Kate: With what?

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Harriet: Harriet, head-girl Poppy: Mmh. Poppy: When the head-girl has earned my respect, then I'll shake her hand, biatch. Harriet: I'm sorry? Poppy: Apology accepted.

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Mrs. Kingsley: [Poppy knocks on the door] Who's there? Poppy: [Poppy bursts into the room, annoyed] Jesus. Mrs. Kingsley: Oh, we were always led to believe you had a beard and sandals. Now we'll have to change the stained glass window in our chapel.

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Poppy: [Freddie refuses a stormy kiss] Oh, cards on the table! Are you gay? Freddie: No, just English.

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Harriet: Me thinks. Charlotte and Jane: [Both] We think so, too.

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Kate: [after looking at all of the bottles of water in Poppy's trunk] Erm... Why? Poppy: What? I might get thirsty Kate: You know in England we have this amazing thing, it's called a tap.

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Kate: Sorry, Mrs. Kingsley we just got a little bit carried away. Mrs. Kingsley: Well as I understand, Drippy was totally carried away by Mr. Nellis and Miss Rees-Withers after laying in a pool of her own vomit. Drippy: Actually it was Kate's vomit Mrs Kingsley, I was just lying in it.

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Poppy: It's nice to see you when I'm not half-naked or delirious! Freddie: I wouldn't speak to soon... is it wrong of me to say that I´m just a little bit disappointed?

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Harriet: [just had her help pour coffee water onto Poppy] Oh, sorry, just can't trust the help these days! Do you have a pass to be out now? Poppy: Yea, yea I do, it's right here

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Mr. Christopher: Oh my god, its Tom Cruise! Drippy: Can you say that any louder, I need your help!